What would Jesus put on toast?
Oh come on – get serious.
A family breakfast turned into a religious experience when they spotted what appears to be the face of Jesus in the lid of a Marmite jar.
Look at the damn picture! It looks like what you’d expect on the lid of a jar of brown goo: some brown goo and some jar lid.
Not to mention the fact that nobody has the faintest idea what Jesus looked like anyway. ‘The face of Jesus’ of course just means some sleepy amalgam of various modern images of Jesus which are vaguely derived from earlier images of Jesus which are derived from more of the same which ultimately derived from whatever people thought Jesus ought to look like.
It’s unkind to make people’s foolishness public in this way.