Return of the “chastening instrument”

A public Facebook post:

They’re back…..

Run out of business by “external pressure”, the Christian marketers of nylon child whipping devices are back in the business of selling child-abuse implements for profit. When a parent in New York was arrested for abusing his child with a nylon “whipping stick”, I interviewed a young man who described his experiences growing up with one of these in the house — and watching his parents use it to train his toddler sister to automatic obedience “like a dog”.

They stopped selling theirĀ “chastening instruments” in 2006 because of – cough – “external pressures” (like attention from law enforcement maybe? or just critical outsiders?). Now they’re selling them again, but strictly on a private basis and without a website or ANY internet exposure. Emphasis theirs.

In case you’ve forgotten – the blue spanker is 9″ long, 1.5″ wide and 3/16″ thick. It’s made of virtually indestructible polyurethane. It’s very flexible. You can hide it in a purse, a back pocket, or (giggles) a diaper bag.

8 bucks per. We also make some narrower ones that are fabulous for whipping toddlers – call us for more info, because we’re too squeamish to write it down here.

Checks only, payable to Steve Haymond.

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