When in doubt, slap up a wall
Donald Trump says he is “not a big believer in global warming.” He has called it “a total hoax,” “bullshit” and “pseudoscience.”
But he is also trying to build a sea wall designed to protect one of his golf courses from “global warming and its effects.”
Belt and braces, people, belt and braces. Of course this business about global warming is just a scam by the elites to make everyone ride donkeys to work, but all the same, better be safe than sorry when it comes to golf courses.
The New York billionaire is applying for permission to erect a coastal protection works to prevent erosion at his seaside golf resort, Trump International Golf Links & Hotel Ireland, in County Clare.
A permit application for the wall, filed by Trump International Golf Links Ireland and reviewed by POLITICO, explicitly cites global warming and its consequences — increased erosion due to rising sea levels and extreme weather this century — as a chief justification for building the structure.
Ok ok ok but that’s the lawyers talking. You know how bureaucracies are about granting permits, so the lawyers just say whatever it takes. The real reason Trump wants the wall is to keep out all the fish who might try to sneak a free round.