Have it delivered by courier, the old-fashioned way

Trump is skeptical about the Russian hacking. He wants good evidence before he accepts the claims.

Speaking to a handful of reporters outside his Palm Beach, Fla., club, Mar-a-Lago, Mr. Trump cast his declarations of doubt as an effort to seek the truth.

I see what the NY Times did there. They said he’s bullshitting.

“I just want them to be sure because it’s a pretty serious charge,” Mr. Trump said of the intelligence agencies. “If you look at the weapons of mass destruction, that was a disaster, and they were wrong,” he added, referring to intelligence cited by the George W. Bush administration to support its march to war in 2003. “So I want them to be sure,” the president-elect said. “I think it’s unfair if they don’t know.”

He added: “And I know a lot about hacking. And hacking is a very hard thing to prove. So it could be somebody else. And I also know things that other people don’t know, and so they cannot be sure of the situation.”

Ah there’s Donnie from Queens – “I know something you don’t know, nananananana.”

It’s still bullshit, too. Of course he knows things “other people don’t know” but they probably aren’t things to do with the Russian hacking, since he’s been refusing to take his daily intelligence briefings. He knows a great deal less than he should know, as we can see every time he opens his mouth.

When asked what he knew that others did not, Mr. Trump demurred, saying only, “You’ll find out on Tuesday or Wednesday.”

Spoken like a child. As always.

Then he gave us some important advice.

Mr. Trump, who does not use email, also advised people to avoid computers when dealing with delicate material. “It’s very important, if you have something really important, write it out and have it delivered by courier, the old-fashioned way, because I’ll tell you what, no computer is safe,” Mr. Trump said.

“I don’t care what they say, no computer is safe,” he added. “I have a boy who’s 10 years old; he can do anything with a computer. You want something to really go without detection, write it out and have it sent by courier.”

Because a courier is way more secure than any stinkin’ computer. Call up Supreme Systems – several outlets near Trump Tower – and give the courier they send your top secret shit and you’re golden. There is no conceivable way a courier can be made unsafe, unlike a computer.

I can’t wait to see him start negotiating with North Korea.

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