Jesus plus 9mm Glock
Hmmno thanks. A Fox source in Phoenix:
A group that call themselves “God’s Army” is patrolling Valley streets, in the name of Jesus.
The group consist of former police officers and military members, and claims to have about 50 members.
They look like police officers, but their uniforms say “God’s Army” and “Jesus”. Richard Tamayo used to be a New York City police officer. Now, he’s “walking the beat” in North Phoenix.
“We are prior military, law enforcement background and experience,” said Tamayo. “We go out in the street wearing this uniform, glorify Jesus, go in areas affected by crime.”
Just like the Taliban or the Saudi mutaween.
Tamayo says his goal is to call 911 with tips, so police can make arrests. He adds he’s not looking for trouble.
If it comes, however, Tamayo said he is ready.
“I have handcuffs, mace, magazine, 9 mm Glock,” said Tamayo.
Gosh, kids, it’s just like a Western in the moooovies!
Does this not segue into “impersonating an officer” territory?
Probably not, given the “God’s Army” on the T shirts.
But morally speaking? Sure. Armies of that kind are intimidating, and meant to be. We shouldn’t allow them.
What we need is an anti-army to patrol the armies. That will solve everything!
Also worth noting: a Glock won’t stop a bullet unless the bullet hits the gun itself.
Nothing will save any of these degenerates if bullets start flying.
Wow! Here in Britain our army of street pastors are armed with lollipops to hand out to potential trouble causers. It’s hard to be angry with a Chuppa Chup stuck in one’s gob.
Glorify Jesus, huh? I must have missed the Bible chapters describing how Jesus and the disciples armed themselves like gladiators and patrolled the mean streets of Galilee looking to bust Pharisees. Has a new “director’s cut” with added scenes been released?
Sam Day, that comes from the passage where Jesus told his followers to sell their clothes and buy swords. But I don’t think he ever said to buy glocks. At least with a sword, you have to get close to your victim to mow them down.
You’re right, he never said to buy Glocks – in fact, he said two swords was enough for the entire Jesus posse. Even then he told Peter to put them away, saying verily, “It’s all fun and games until someone loses an ear.”
Sure, Sam, but the Jesus squad reads the parts they want. If they want to live by the sword, they don’t see the “put them away” part.
Those chapters are found in the book of 1st Nate Dogg and Warren G.