Fight club

Oh honestly. Men.

First, Joe Biden.

Mr. Biden, speaking at a University of Miami rally to combat sexual assault, said, “A guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, ‘I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it,’ ” according to an Associated Press report.

That’s not what Trump said though. He said he can grab them by the pussy and he did not say she likes it. He said “they let you do it.” Big, huge difference there. It’s not at all about what she likes, it’s about what he can force on her. It’s weird and depressing that even Biden doesn’t know that. Trump is bragging about being so famous that women are afraid to slap his hand away. He’s bragging about being able to do things to women that they didn’t invite and don’t want.

But that’s not even it.

Mr. Biden was referring to an Access Hollywood audio recording in which Mr. Trump is heard boasting about kissing and groping women without their consent. Mr. Biden continued, “If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.”

Oh shut up. One, nobody needs more stupid boasting and chest-beating. Two, really? You sure about that? Three, what would that even prove? Four, you know that will just set him off. Five, shut up, it’s not about you, nobody asked you to make ludicrous historical-fiction woulda coulda ex post facto threats, that’s not what women need.

Oh, and seven – Anita Hill. You left Anita Hill to twist in the wind, so shut up shut up shut up.

Second, Donnie TwoScoops.

Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!

The sitting president, everybody.

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