Our consolation for today will be laughing at Scott Pruitt’s resignation letter.

Pruitt’s deeply weird resignation letter should have been titled, “On Bended Knee: Ode To His Majesty On The Subject of His Most Gracious Reign,” and recited in a stately pleasure dome where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea. pic.twitter.com/rkc9ttLAdl

— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) July 6, 2018

Here’s that last paragraph from Pruitt’s letter again:

My desire in service to you has always been to bless you as you make important decisions for the American people. I believe you are serving as President today because of God’s providence. I believe that same providence brought me into your service. I pray as I have served you that I have blessed you and enabled you to effectively lead the American people. Thank you again Mr. President for the honor of serving you and I wish you Godspeed in all that you put your hand to.

If that’s the god they worship…dang.