We’re in a National Emergy
Good morning Don.
Sadly, it looks like Mexico’s Police and Military are unable to stop the Caravan heading to the Southern Border of the United States. Criminals and unknown Middle Easterners are mixed in. I have alerted Border Patrol and Military that this is a National Emergy. Must change laws!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2018
In case it gets corrected, it reads
Sadly, it looks like Mexico’s Police and Military are unable to stop the Caravan heading to the Southern Border of the United States. Criminals and unknown Middle Easterners are mixed in. I have alerted Border Patrol and Military that this is a National Emergy. Must change laws!
Maybe emergy and covfefe are in a new language we haven’t all been initiated in yet? Like, Trumpese?
We can all drink covfefe while we ride out the emergy.
Ermergerd!
I need a lot of covfefe right about now. I think my emergy is low.
Emergy. In physics, this is when a dissipative classical force gives way to a quantum phase transition…ah no.
Trump’s next speech:
Energy the covfefe! From this day on, the official language of America will be Russian. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now… 16 years old!
If it’s an emergy, it’s clearly a mater of urgy.
If we don’t act fast we may face a serious insurgy.
Killer Bees?