A former casino operator should understand
The chair of the Federal Election Commission tells Trump to put up or shut up.
SAD: Last night, @realDonaldTrump again made unfounded claims about massive voter fraud in NH in 2016. In this letter, I ask him to back up his claims in terms a former casino operator should understand: “There comes a time when you need to lay your cards on the table or fold.”
Yeah but he was a shit casino operator, so who knows.
The problem is that lying works for him. Why should he change?
Well, Trump clearly has no cards to lay on the table; not even a busted straight, 6-high. But telling him to fold could be dangerous. It could bring on a tantrum. God knows where that might lead. Maybe best to just appease him. Gently as possible. Perhaps get him a dog for company.
And nobody mention bonespurs…!
No dog deserves that.
Our last dog, or rather my wife’s, was a vicious little monster of a Maltese-Shitsu cross terrier, name of Normie.. That latter breed in the cross is pronounced ‘shit-sue’, as in ‘I’ll sue the shit who bred him’.
I could tell you yarns about Normie. He was somewhere between an innocent little lap-dog and the Hound of the Baskervilles. Except that when he got wound up and was in full monster mode, Normie would have had said Hound rolling on his back into a gesture of total cringe and submission.
I think a Maltese-Shit-Sue cross would suit Donald Trump just fine, and would bring said Trump to heel quick smart and lively.
Could change the course of American history.