Charlatan promises to “explain” an impossibility

I BEG you pardon?

For an encore how about he “explains” how he’ll pluck the moon out of the sky and use it for a lawn ornament.

Also note that “will be eligible.” Not so fast, sonny. It doesn’t become true just because you use the future tense.

Also note that ludicrous “eligible” as if he’s talking about some well-established law as opposed to a stupid fantasy cooked in the meth lab that is Fox News. “Trummp will be eljabl for a extra turrrrm because we sed so.”

But cool that Huckabee was “named” to head up this non-existent eligibility-election, let’s hope it keeps him busy and out of trouble.

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