Donnie dresses up
Why doe anyone think Trump is a billionaire when all his suits look like they came off the rack?
I'm not the president but if I met the Queen, I wouldn't settle for the Men's Wearhouse spring clearance sale. I'd get measured for a real suit. pic.twitter.com/SEGCUnZznA
— Stephen Robinson (@SER1897) June 3, 2019
Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen.
Better stay away from him:
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim.
I'd like to meet his tailor. pic.twitter.com/mnQMRv6zfK— Francis Wheen (@FrancisWheen) June 3, 2019
That awkward moment when the Queen invites you to dinner but you just ate Boris Johnson pic.twitter.com/WEu5gB2a8H
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) June 3, 2019
Updating to add: I had to hit the Google to see if I was wrong to think Trump wasn’t supposed to be showing several inches of waistcoat below his jacket. GQ says nope I wasn’t wrong:
You will need a low cut, white evening waistcoat (so the shirt is visible) and the bottom of the waistcoat shouldn’t stick out under the jacket. This is a subtle point, but it is worth trying to adhere to since it helps keeps the balance of the suit.
So he didn’t mess that up by just a little bit.
Also…
OMG — whoever dressed Donald today needs to be thrown into one of the dungeons in the Tower of London. He looks like a Royal Schlump compared to how President Obama wore a tailcoat!#TrumpUKVisit pic.twitter.com/3fStAf8pR1
— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) June 3, 2019
What medals and jewels is Elizabeth Regina sporting?
Anything insulting?
What a buffoon.
I think you’re being too hard on the guy. At least he didn’t pair it with a big red tie.
Chigau, I’m sure E II R had a couple of really good burns selected and then thought ‘what the hell I’ll wear the usual, the ignoramus won’t even notice’.
She just burned him in her speech by praising the UN and NATO. I’m no fan of the monarchy, but I will admit that our Liz is a black belt in the art of the subtle “up yours” (qv the EU hat she wore to open parliament).
Let’s try to be adults here for a moment, shall we? The important thing is not his clothing, but the fact that he looks fucking miserable.
I wonder what he would have thought if the state dinner had consisted of piles of boxed Wimpy burgers, newspaper-wrapped fish and chips, baked beans, mushy peas, takeaway curry, and tinned kippers.
Holms #6: I think that’s his Serious Dignified Face.
Serious Dignified Face or Constipated Camel Face? It’s so difficult to tell them apart.
You win.
To be fair, I’d be scowling like that if I was wearing his getup.
Orange Steel?
He seems to be very uncomfortable around people with genuine class, probably because he’s aware that it’s an attribute he’ll never attain.
Credit is due to whoever sewed the buttons on that waistcoat; that’s some industrial-strength needlework.
Also, I’d wager that he’ll go home thinking the British royals are in poverty. Can’t even afford new furniture.
Melania Trump looks a lot more relaxed and very pretty as well. Also a suitable dress.