The teleprompter did it

Trump says the teleprompter fell over right at that place and that’s why he said the sojers took over the airports in 1775. Totally the teleprompter’s fault.

President Donald Trump — who used to mock predecessor Barack Obama for using the devices during speeches — said Friday that technical problems with the teleprompter during his “Salute to America” led to his head-scratching remarks about the Continental Army securing not-yet existent “airports” during the Revolutionary War.

How does that work exactly?

Trump, speaking to reporters on the White House lawn en route to his property in Bedminster, New Jersey, acknowledged Friday he had some technical problems because of the soggy conditions during his speech.

“We had a lot of rain. I stood in the rain. The teleprompter went out,” he said in response to a question from NBC’s Kelly O’Donnell. “It kept going on, and then at the end, it just went out. It went kaput!”

One of those moments was in the passage about 1775, he said.

“Actually right in the middle of that sentence, it went out. And that’s not a good feeling. You’re standing in front of millions of millions of people on television and I don’t know what the final count was but that (the crowd) went all the way back to the Washington Monument.”

Ok, but how do you get from that to airports in 1775? I mean, I don’t believe him anyway, I don’t believe the teleprompter did go out. He went right on reading from it, for one thing. But even if I did, how does that take him to “Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory”?

The teleprompter screen had been “hard to look at anyway cause it was raining all over it.”

But Trump said he wasn’t letting the rain dampen his spirits about the event.

“I do the speech very well, so I was able to do it without a teleprompter, but the teleprompter did go out,” he said.

He do the speech very well.

No he do not do the speech very well. Not at all. He do the speech like a barely literate airhead from another planet. He do the speech like a robot. He do the speech like someone unaccustomed to words and thinking. He do the speech like a golf club with a blond wig on top.

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