Guest post: Make our suburbs sub again

Originally a comment by Papito on The beautiful suburbs.

What makes a suburb “successful” is a good ratio of property value to number of children. Property value is maintained by zoning. With high property value, you get rich people living there, and public schools funded by rich people’s property taxes, and a lower rate of public school attendance because rich people don’t have as many kids as poor people and so many rich people send their kids to private schools anyway.

What “abolishes” a suburb is revising the zoning to allow smaller lots, or (god forbid!) apartment buildings, increasing population density and reducing per-unit prices. Cheaper, smaller housing brings a lower ratio of property tax to children. People who are poor or who live in smaller apartments have more children per capita and rarely send them to private school. Also, though this is obviously irrelevant, there are some correlations of poverty to race. Not that making a suburb more “urban” means anything at all besides increasing population density.

The phenomenon as we see it near where I live in an American city is that the near suburbs are full of people who like to talk a lot about fair housing and fair this and that and black lives matter, but if you try to build an apartment building near them they will determine that it just wouldn’t be safe because of, you know, traffic reasons or where are we going to build a new elementary school or something. Black lives matter as long as they stay over across the interstate.

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