Saturday frolics
A parade of boats in Texas celebrating their support for Donald Trump ended in disarray when multiple vessels got into trouble on apparently choppy waters leading to several sinking and a slew of distress calls being made to rescue officials.
Well, buddying up to Trump tends to end that way.
The event, called the Lake Travis Trump boat parade, had been organized on Facebook with images of Trump campaign slogans adorning a variety of boats.
Does Antifa have submarines?
Meanwhile Trump is playing golf.
Donald Trump visited one of his own golf courses on Saturday amid one of the worst recent scandals to his presidency in recent months and after expert warnings that up to 400,000 Americans could die of the coronavirus before the end of the year.
A guy’s got to relax you know. It’s hard work screaming nonsense into a microphone and telling lies to reporters.
CNN, which tallies Trump’s visits to golf courses, reported that this visit was the 295th trip to one of his own golf courses during his presidency.
A guy’s got to relax every three days, okay?
During his campaign for the White House in 2016, Trump was a harsh critic of the amount of golf Barack Obama played during his time in office. Yet once in the White House, Trump has played far more often than his predecessor.
Well, Obama didn’t have to spend all his time telling lies.
Is it a sign? IS IT A SIGN????????
It surely has to be one. We are in the END TIMES for sure. The END TIMES OF THE PRESIDENCY OF DRUMPF….!!!
The signs are all there.!
I am sure even Melania would agree.
I’m an atheist, but if I were religious I might think God was trying to show his disapproval of how the US is being run … what with all the hurricanes and plagues and whatnot he’s recently been sending to the US.
What’s next? The seas turning to blood?
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What’s next? The seas turning to blood?
Please don’t give the Republicans any ideas.
The Lake Travis Trump Boat Parade Disaster must be captured in verse! I’m imagining something with the flavour of “The Tay Bridge Disaster” by William McGonagall combined with the “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot.
Yeah, but Obama was much darker than Trump, if you know what I mean.
And did Obama have the foresight to own any golf courses before he ran for office? No, he didn’t. Trump has to keep things at his clubs running smoothly, and what better way than to cheat at golf and hang up fake magazine covers. Those golf carts ain’t gonna drive themselves now, are they?
The Travis county sheriff’s office said the choppy water was boat wakes — not bad weather — so they sank each other.
Although comedian Brent Terhune said it was too many MAGA flags.
i.e. don’t have a boat parade, it’s dangerous.
Rats and sinking ships come to mind.
Will Trump now declare that only losers let their boats sink?
I’m afraid I find that hilarious. Rich enough to own boats but stupid enough to create their own choppy seas.
That was my first thought this morning when my husband shared this amusing piece of news with me. And he also mentioned the boat wakes, which we both thought was hilarious.
I’m sure they will say the fact that no one was killed means God is looking out for them, and wants them to be okay and to vote for Trump. Sigh.