Another controversial law
LITTLE ROCK, AR—In a huge blow to trans-species rights, Arkansas has passed a controversial law banning the dismemberment and surgical altering of children if they want to be a different creature.
But trans mermaids are mermaids!
“I’ll never forget the day my daughter Belle was splashing in the tub and said, ‘Look at me, Mommy! I’m a mermaid!'” said local progressive mother and part-time librarian Zindy Derple. “I knew that day she was different. A mythical fish-creature trapped in a human girl’s body.”
Belle’s dismemberment surgery has now been canceled due to Arkansas’s new law.
“Now, we can’t even get her the compassionate leg-removal medical care needed to turn her into her true mermaid self,” she said, fighting tears.
Bigots. Mythophobes. Haters.
Hollywood has also spoken up, vowing to never film in Arkansas again. “Arkansas needs to learn we will never support a state that normalizes such hate and bigotry,” said one director.
“We will be filming Cuties 2 elsewhere, thank you very much.”.
No kiddie porn for you, Arkansas!
Paging iknklast. Paging iknklast. Trans otter emergency in aisle 4.
Yes, I will definitely have to write to someone about this! No, I must bully them online. That’s how it’s done, right? Trans otters are otters!
Trans nonsense and gender ideology: bridging political division since … When did this shit take off again?
sad thing is when one reduces reality to what “one really FEELZ LIKE” this is not as much of a parody as it should be.
Having one foot in science, and one foot in art, I can’t count how many times my artsy friends have smugly informed me that science is just one way of knowing (I can agree with that) and that any idea a person holds is real, because it is real for them and there is no such thing as reality (I cannot agree with that). The interesting thing is that most of these people will not defend the beliefs held by Nazis, homophobes, or TERFs. So, some argument about reality after all? Just a non-scientific one?