God cannot bless sin

Rules are rules, and the Vatican can’t just go around breaking them whenever it feels like it.

The Roman Catholic Church cannot bless same-sex marriages, no matter how stable or positive the couples’ relationships are, the Vatican said on Monday. The message, approved by Pope Francis, came in response to questions about whether the church should reflect the increasing social and legal acceptance of same-sex unions.

Tsss. Of course not. The Vatican isn’t about social and legal, the Vatican is about God Said So.

But how does the Vatican know God said so? God said God said so. But how do the rest of us know that’s true? God said so.

The message underlines the church’s insistence that marriage should be limited to a union between a man and a woman, saying that same-sex unions involve “sexual activity outside of marriage.” In the Vatican’s view, same-sex marriages are not part of God’s plan for families and raising children.

But how does the Vatican know what God’s plan is? (See above; repeat indefinitely.)

Bestowing a blessing on a same-sex couple’s relationship would also be an “imitation” of the nuptial blessing, the Vatican said. God, the Vatican said, “does not and cannot bless sin.”

What is “sin”?

While we ponder that question it’s interesting to remember that for generations the Vatican protected priests who sexually molested children. It’s interesting to note that the Vatican considers sex between two loving adults “sin” and considers sexual molestation of children by Vatican-affiliated adults something to protect and conceal from the authorities. “Sin” must be a very strange and complicated thing altogether.

Because of the Vatican’s stance on marriage, critics have accused the church of treating LGBTQ people as lesser members of its congregation. In an apparent response to those concerns, the Vatican said on Monday that its declaration is not meant to be “unjust discrimination.”

It called on Catholics “to welcome with respect and sensitivity persons with homosexual inclinations.”

And in particular, if they’re priests who like to grope and fondle children, welcome them and hide them and protect them – the priests, that is, not the children. The children are filthy little demons.

The message cited Francis’ own words from 2016, when he wrote, “there are absolutely no grounds for considering homosexual unions to be in any way similar or even remotely analogous to God’s plan for marriage and family.”

That line comes from “Amoris Laetitia” (The Joy of Love), the papal treatise on families that was widely seen as Pope Francis’ move to make the Catholic Church more inclusive.

Don’t bother.

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