It puts the underpants on its bum

Well why stop there? Why not force them to wear no pants at all?

Women’s team fined for not wearing tiniest possible pants.

Norway’s women’s beach handball team have been fined 1,500 euros (£1,295) for choosing to wear shorts rather than bikini bottoms in a match at the European Beach Handball Championships in Bulgaria.

The fine was ‘150 euros per player, for a total of 1,500 euros’ handed out by the European Handball Federation (EHF) because shorts are ‘not according to the athlete uniform regulations defined in the IHF [International Handball Federation] beach handball rules of the game.’

But why are those the athlete uniform regulations? Why are women forced to wear sexually provocative underpants for what is supposed to be an athletic competition? Who made the rule, and how, and why?

Why are the rules different for men?

Shirts without sleeves and shorts are obligatory for men and tops and bikini bottoms are obligatory for women (see IHF Beach Handball rules of the Game – Athlete Uniform Regulation).

Stop right there. Why? Why are the requirements for women sexual? Why are men ordered to wear shorts while women are ordered to wear bikini bottoms?

I’ve been wondering this ever since beach volleyball turned up at the Olympics.

A request was made by the Norwegian Handball Federation (NHF) before the tournament started for their players to wear shorts rather than the ’embarrassing’ bikini bottoms that are regulated, report Inside The Games.

But oh no, that would never do, they have to be embarrassed, so that men in the crowd can get their jollies.

However, they were told that they would be fined for ignoring rules which state bikini bottoms must be ‘not more than 10 centimetres on the sides’.

Norway captain Katinka Haltvik told NRK: ‘So then we are forced to play with panties. It is so embarrassing.’

That’s a bonus.

H/t Sackbut

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