Offical

A new scam, not radically different from the old scams.

On August 4, two emails regarding “OFFICIAL TRUMP CARDS” were sent by Save America, a joint fundraising committee of Save America and the Make America Great Again PAC.

Each showed four designs and spoke of Trump’s desire for recipients to decide which one should be chosen.

But what are Trump cards? What do they get you?

I think the answer is that they’re just pieces of cardboard with some words on them. They don’t get you anything.

One included a direct message from former President Trump, in which he said: “We are launching our OFFICIAL TRUMP CARDS soon, and my team asked me to select the design. I’ve always said the only voice that matters is YOURS, which is why I want YOU to be the one to pick our brand new card.

“The card you select will be carried by Patriots all around the Country. They will be a sign of your dedicated support to our movement to SAVE AMERICA, and I’m putting my full trust in you.

“I’ll look for your response first thing tomorrow, Friend. Will I see it?”

This card will be carried by Patriots for what purpose? They will be a sign to whom?

According to another mailing they’re special.

“We’re about to launch our Official Trump Cards, which will be reserved for President Trump’s STRONGEST supporters, and we have some very exciting news to share with you,” a message from Save America read.

STRONGEST meaning gave the most $$$ to Trump? Packs the biggest guns? Breaks the most laws?

“We recently met with the President in his Florida office and showed him four designs. Originally we were planning on releasing just one design, but when President Trump saw the cards on his desk, he said, ‘These are BEAUTIFUL. We should let the American People decide – they ALWAYS know best!'”

Within each email people could click on the designs to select which they preferred. Doing so then took them to a donation page where the selected card was shown and “RESPONSE RECORDED!” written.

Can you imagine the thrill??!

After clicking the selection, there was then a form calling for donations to the Save America Joint Fundraising Committee.

The emails did not detail other specific uses for the cards. It was also not specified how they could be obtained or would be allocated. Newsweek has contacted the office of the former president for comment on the cards and their potential usage.

Isn’t that just so radical left, wanting to know what the cards are for and how people can get them and petty shit like that? Make America Great Again!

Each of the proposed cards [was] deep red and gold in color. They all had Trump’s signature on, as well as a space for name and an ID number.

Two featured eagle designs, another had a plain background and the other had a U.S. flag in the background. Each said “Official Trump Card” and was emblazoned with the Save America logo.

One of the card designs had a typo which read “offical” rather than official.

Cool. Nice mashup of offal and fecal.

They don’t scream “Nazi” at all. No no.

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