So bitchy!
More “Jessica”:
They’re so bitchy, do they need Tampax, do they need Midol, are they all PMS hur hur hur?
I’m sure that will go well for him.
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More “Jessica”:
They’re so bitchy, do they need Tampax, do they need Midol, are they all PMS hur hur hur?
I’m sure that will go well for him.
See, when you become a woman, you can tell jokes like that. Seinfeld had that covered years ago. “It’s our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for three thousand years.”
Yeah, fuck around with the RCMP, Jessica. That’ll end well for you.
Ableism much? That’s from the South Park episode where Cartman tries to rig the Special Olympics…
Tampax? Midol?
Why is it that men wearing woman face use exactly the same slurs as men? Because they ain’t women.
1) Why have you made more than thirty unnecessary calls to the emergency services?
2) Why have you been in the bath waiting for the emergency services to arrive?
3) Why did you not cover your nudity before the emergency services arrived?
4) You do not have a ‘trans vagina’. It’s called a penis.
5) I don’t think it’s your penis they have a problem with. It’s more a problem with you wasting their valuable and expensive time on more than thirty occasions, potentially diverting vital, life-saving services from genuine emergencies, all to fulfil your own sexual fantasies involving you and a crew of firefighters.
I suppose it’s progress of a kind that he’s moved on from the on-line grooming of under-age girls and lurking around the girls’ toilets on ferries on the off-chance that a child might let him show her how to insert a tampon (and asking for advice on-line on how exactly to approach such children for the best chance of them letting him insert the tampon). I mean, at least firefighters are adults.
Notably, Simpson doesn’t ‘deny making 30+ calls for assistance — more than once a day. (And since these things are documented, she surely would have disputed it if she could.)
This means that more than once a day, knowing that she has “required” assistance repeatedly in the past, she gets naked, sits in her tub, and then calls the fire department for assistance. Even if she doesn’t do anything specific once the rescue team arrives, other than sit there and enjoy the thrill of having the firefighters see and touch her naked body, that alone would be “inappropriate and lewd conduct.”
Acolyte of Sagan:
Emergency services tend to take a dim view of false alarms. Where I live, there are fines for false alarms to the fire department. (At a previous job, I had the job of testing the fire alarm system.)
Maybe he’s got an STD and his penis is on fire, so his claim of a fire isn’t really false!