Story hour

Oops.

A Milwaukee County Children’s Court judge and former president and CEO of the Cream City Foundation, which runs the city’s drag queen story hour program, has been arrested on seven counts of child pornography.

Brett Blomme, 38, was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly uploading 27 images and videos of children being sexually abused on the messaging app Kik.

Oh that kind of drag queen story program.

Not that millions of women pointed that out or anything.

Blomme was held overnight and released with a signature. He has been ordered to stay off social media and file-sharing services and is not allowed near any children except the two that he adopted with his husband.

Uh………about those two that he adopted…

Blomme is accused of uploading the images both from his home and from the judge’s chambers.

Oh, clever, do it from work, at your job as a judge. Brilliant.

The alleged pedophile judge was the president and CEO of the Cream City Foundation, which runs the Milwaukee Drag Queen Story Hour for local children. As of early Thursday morning, however, all articles and mentions of him had been scrubbed from their website. The links were still cached by Google’s search engine and his role remained detailed on his LinkedIn page.

Never you mind, Drag Queen Story Hour is in no way grooming, it’s good cheerful happy fun times.

Assistant Attorney General David Maas, who is prosecuting the case, has argued that Blomme should not have any unsupervised contact with children — including the two that he and his husband adopted.

Including and in fact especially, since they live with him and are thus completely vulnerable.

Updating to add: see Sackbut’s comment @ 9 for some corrections to this story – chiefly that Blomme wasn’t such a high-up at Cream City Foundation.

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