I’m thinking seriously of applying for the job as Trump’s speech writer. Fall back position: Trump’s tweet writer. I think I can think like Trump well enough to get the gig.
Examples of my work so far: :
FAKE DISPATCH!; FAKE NEWSHOUR!; FAKE CROOK!; Yeah, that’s me. I’m a FAKE CROOK! FAKE FOOL!; FAKE RUSSIANS! FAKE RUSSIANS SET ME UP!
That’s enough for one day. All this thinking gets very tiring.
US President Donald Trump says an FBI raid on the offices and home of his personal lawyer Michael Cohen is “an attack on our country”.
At the very least. It’s a cowardly, treacherous, dastardly assault by a total pack of bastards on everything that is right and proper. In the US. In the world. In the Solar System. In the Universe!.
In the last few seconds–at 8:49–someone says (twice), “You have to stop lying.” I assume it’s addressed to the Orange Turd. Does anyone know who’s saying this? Follow up question: why doesn’t every journalist say that to him?
Will we get a verbatim “I am not a crook!” moment? Will it be more like “No crook! No crook! No, you’re the crook! You’re the crook!”?
Seth, the odds are way less than evens on that bet. I’ve got the mortgage on him follwing ‘I’m not a crook’ with ‘Your mom’s a crook’.
Sad.
Plus sad.
Double plus sad.
Ungood.
I’m thinking seriously of applying for the job as Trump’s speech writer. Fall back position: Trump’s tweet writer. I think I can think like Trump well enough to get the gig.
Examples of my work so far: :
FAKE DISPATCH!; FAKE NEWSHOUR!; FAKE CROOK!; Yeah, that’s me. I’m a FAKE CROOK! FAKE FOOL!; FAKE RUSSIANS! FAKE RUSSIANS SET ME UP!
That’s enough for one day. All this thinking gets very tiring.
And right on cue: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-10/federal-agents-seize-documents-from-trump-lawyer-cohen/9635632
US President Donald Trump says an FBI raid on the offices and home of his personal lawyer Michael Cohen is “an attack on our country”.
At the very least. It’s a cowardly, treacherous, dastardly assault by a total pack of bastards on everything that is right and proper. In the US. In the world. In the Solar System. In the Universe!.
Where will it all end?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-10/federal-agents-seize-documents-from-trump-lawyer-cohen/9635632
In the last few seconds–at 8:49–someone says (twice), “You have to stop lying.” I assume it’s addressed to the Orange Turd. Does anyone know who’s saying this? Follow up question: why doesn’t every journalist say that to him?
Funny how Russian interference in the election is not considered “an attack on the country” but a raid on his personal lawyer is.
Prioriteez: I gots dem!
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