The unusual step
JD Vance’s team had the army corps of engineers take the unusual step of changing the outflow of a lake in Ohio to accommodate a recent boating excursion on a family holiday, the Guardian has learned.
The request from the US Secret Service was made to “support safe navigation” of the US vice-president’s security detail for an August outing on the Little Miami River, according to a statement by the US army corps of engineers (USACE).
Vance was spotted in the south-western Ohio area on 2 August, his 41st birthday, according to social media posts that noted he was seen canoeing on the river, a tributary that Caesar Creek Lake feeds into.
USAID slashed, the National Weather Service slashed, $7 billion in grants for solar energy canceled, but by golly no price is too high for JD Vance’s boat trip.
The news raises questions about whether Vance’s office was potentially exploiting public infrastructure resources for his personal recreation at a time when the Trump administration has cut billions of dollars in foreign aid, scientific research and government jobs as part of its “efficiency” drive.
The vice-president’s office did not respond to a request for comment.
The Guardian first approached the USACE in Louisville for a comment about the change on Tuesday. Publicly available data on the US Geological Survey (USGS) shows a sudden increase in the river level and corresponding drop in lake elevation during the early August days when Vance was vacationing.
Divert that lake into that river, a Trumpkin wants to go paddling!
According to the Guardian’s anonymous source with knowledge of the matter, “special releases” are generally not done for individuals or by individual request.
Ah but that’s ordinary aka plebeian individuals. The rules for royalty are quite different.
While there is no allegation that Vance’s office did anything illegal, the ethics lawyer Richard Painter, who served in the George W Bush administration, said it seemed hypocritical and “pretty outrageous” for Vance to be receiving these particular accommodations for his family holiday when the administration’s cuts have led to drastic cuts in the National Park Service (NPS).
The National Parks Conservation Association has estimated that the NPS has lost about a quarter of its staff since January, which in turn has led to sections of some parks to be closed and hours to be changed due to staffing issues.
See above. One rule for plebs, another for royals. Suck it up.
Norm Eisen, a former White House special counsel for ethics and government reform, said: “When I was President Obama’s ethics czar in the White House I got a lot of unusual requests, but I never got one to increase the outflow of a waterway as part of a government official going kayaking.
“My nickname was ‘Mr No’ and I certainly would have lived up to it in this situation. I never would have permitted this kind of a thing because whether it technically violates the rules or not, it creates the appearance that the vice-president of the United States is getting special treatment that’s not available to the average person who wants to utilise that body of water for recreational purposes.”
It creates the appearance and the reality.

Not to mention, changing the outflow could have serious impacts on the ecosystem. Of course, we know Vance doesn’t care about that. He’s god’s chosen.
Tuesday is Soylent Green Day, btw…
Oh, but it was his birthday. The birthday boy gets to do what he wants on his birthday–go to Chuck E. Cheese, have some chocolate cake, make hard-pressed government workers fulfill his every whim….
We’re lucky Trump didn’t ask him which country he wanted to nuke. Maybe next year.