Y U not admire?

So apparently Trump is mad at us because we’re not impressed by his diplomatic chops.

“I am totally convinced that if Russia raised their hands and said, ‘We give up, we concede, we surrender, we will GIVE Ukraine and the great United States of America, the most revered, respected, and powerful of all countries, EVER, Moscow and St. Petersburg, and everything surrounding them for a thousand miles,’ the Fake News Media and their Democrat Partners would say that this was a bad and humiliating day for Donald J. Trump, one of the worst days in the history of our Country,” he wrote on Truth Social Monday.

So his point is that Russia is the injured party here? Meaning, Ukraine invaded Russia, not the other way around? Has no one told him the facts?

“But that’s why they are the FAKE NEWS, and the badly failing Radical Left Democrats. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!”

Erm. I knew he was abusing that “thank you for your attention” catchphrase but I didn’t realize he doesn’t even get that it’s the punchline to an order or demand that somebody do something. It’s the punchline to “Pay up!” or “Get out!” or “Give it back!” or “Go fuck yourself!” It’s not the punchline to “Here’s what they’re doing!” or “I hate them!!!” It’s a passive-aggressive emphasis that accompanies a “Do this or else.”

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