Sanctify or else

Oh come on.

Mandatory sanctification of maga hero.

Republican lawmakers in Oklahoma introduced legislation this week that would require every public university in the state to construct “a Charlie Kirk Memorial Plaza”, with a statue of the assassinated Republican activist and a sign calling him a “modern civil rights leader”, or pay monthly fines.

Just stop. He wasn’t any kind of civil rights leader. He was a talker, an advocate, an activist of sorts, but not a civil rights leader. Civil rights leaders don’t tell some kinds of people they are subordinate to other kinds of people. That’s the opposite of civil rights leadership.

And then making it mandatory to throw up a statue of him on every public university campus – that is ludicrous. It borders on inquisitorial. You will worship our guy or else; refusal is not permitted.

And he wasn’t important enough for that. Being killed didn’t make him that important.

Let’s hope it was just a stunt, which won’t get many votes and will disappear quietly.

The Oklahoma bill, sponsored by state senators Shane Jett and Dana Prieto, specifies that the memorial site must be in “a prominent area” on the main campus of every institution of higher education in the state system, and must include “a statue of Charlie Kirk sitting at a table with an empty seat across from him” or one of Kirk and his wife holding their children. Designs for the statue must be approved by the legislature.

Well don’t stop there. Why not a statue of Charlie Kirk watching Trump on tv? Cleaning out the kitchen sink trap? Opening a can of dog food? Putting gas in the car? Taking a shower?

Each plaza must also include “permanent signage commemorating Charlie Kirk’s courage and faith and explaining the significance of Charlie Kirk as a voice of a generation, modern civil rights leader, vocal Christian, martyr for truth and faith, and free speech advocate”.

Anything else? Smarter than Obama? Taller than Comey? Meaner than Trump? Deader than Martin Luther King?

After everyone from a Georgia representative to a deputy chief of the New York police department made the comparison with MLK, the slain civil rights leader’s son, Martin Luther King III, took time this week to reject it, noting that Kirk had accused prominent Black women of lacking “the brain processing power to be taken seriously”, while his father “was about bringing people together”.

And he told a woman to submit to her husband. He wasn’t a pro-rights monument.

If the Oklahoma measure becomes law, every school would be required to submit plans for its memorial plaza and statue to the legislature for approval. Failure to comply with the required memorial to Kirk would be punishable by a monthly fine of 1% of the school’s appropriated budget.

The bill also mandates that the schools take measures to protect their memorials from vandalism and automatically expel any students caught defacing them.

Anything else? The students have to contribute $10k a year for upkeep? The students have to pray to Saint Charlie every morning and evening on pain of expulsion? The students have to think what he thought and say what he said or be thrown off the university’s highest roof?

As the Oklahoman reports, both lawmakers behind the bill are members of the Oklahoma freedom caucus, an affiliate of the national far-right Republican group formed in 2015 by members of Congress.

One of the lawmakers, Jett, praised Kirk in explicitly religious terms, calling him “a faithful servant of Christ”. Last year, Jett criticized a bipartisan bill to restrict corporal punishment against students with disabilities by citing the Old Testament proverb, “Whoever spares the rod hates their child”, during a debate in the state house.

Oh gawd. These people are a nightmare. Any form of kindness or forbearance is evil, and dominance is the first virtue.

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