At this point I look away from Trump a lot of the time because I can’t stand it, but this particular tidbit is especially…what it is.

Most bizarre was Trump’s explanation for why he finally banished Epstein from Mar-a-Lago more than 20 years ago.

“That’s such old history, very easy to explain, but I don’t want to waste your time by explaining it,” Trump said. “But for years, I wouldn’t talk to Jeffrey Epstein. I wouldn’t talk because he did something that was inappropriate.”

Shockingly, Trump doesn’t mean all the sex trafficking and child rape. No, what he considers “inappropriate” and truly unforgivable is that Epstein “stole” employees from him.

“I said, ‘Don’t ever do that again.’ He did it again,” Trump complained. That’s when Epstein became “persona non grata” in Trump’s view. “I threw him out, and that was it. I’m glad I did, if you want to know the truth.”

The “employees” were young girls prostituted by Trump and then Epstein.

Even worse is the revelation that the employees Epstein “stole” were in fact underage girls, including then 16-year-old Virginia Giuffre, who said she was “passed around like a platter of fruit” to wealthy and powerful sex predators. She died by suicide in April.

“I don’t know,” Trump said when a reporter pressed him further about Giuffre. “I think she worked in the spa, I think so. I think that was one of the people — yeah, he stole her. And by the way, she had no complaints about us, as you know. None whatsoever.”

This revelation alone would be a presidency-ending scandal in a normal administration. Ghislaine Maxwell — the convicted sex offender Trump is considering pardoning — recruited and groomed Giuffre for Epstein’s sex trafficking ring at Trump’s own residence. Trump was aware enough of what was going on to hold a grudge against Epstein for “stealing” what he considered his property, but he remained silent.

By the way, where’s Ivanka these days?

Ah good, the move from stupid deepity to even stupider deepity.

Abstract

Recently, the concept of “gender identity” has enjoyed a great deal of attention in gender metaphysics. This seems to be motivated by the goal of creating trans-inclusive theory, by explaining trans people’s genders.

Wait, slow down. There’s such a thing as “gender metaphysics”? I mean, such a solid established thing that it makes sense to talk of a great deal of attention in gender metaphysics? There really are lots of people, or at least some people, paying a great deal of attention to the concept of genner idenniny in genner metaphysics?

Not that I can find, but hey, maybe they’re all in bunkers.

In this paper, we aim to unmotivate this project. Notions of “gender identity” serve important pragmatic purposes for trans people, such as satisfying the curiosity of non-trans people, and, relatedly, securing our access to important goods like legal rights and medical care.

Hahahaha as if those things are just minor ruffles on the surface of the water as opposed to being the whole point.

Guess what: genner idenniny is meaningless and worthless without an admiring/dissenting audience. The whole point of luxury genner is to draw attention to oneself. It’s a persona, a costume, a moment on the stage. What these deep thinkers disdainfully call “satisfying the curiosity of non-trans people” is the reward of claiming to have a luxury idenniny. The putative curiosity of non-trans people is what gets the people of idenniny out of bed in the morning.

Moreover, we argue that trans people primarily use “gender identity” to explain ourselves to non-trans people, rather than to discuss ourselves among ourselves.

But explaining yourselves to non-trans people is not a thing apart but your whole existence, to coin a phrase. Showing off your magical selves to an admiring world is the meaning and purpose of trans. Call it trans metaphysics if you like.

Trans man Freddy McConnell tells us:

The supreme court judgment on the application of the 2010 Equality Act has rendered the UK’s system of legal gender recognition entirely hollow. It has ruled that men like me who have gender recognition certificates are defined as women in equality law, which applies to organisations ranging from workplaces to public services and sporting bodies. Vice versa for trans women.

But of course trans men are women, just as trans women are men. That’s what the word “trans” is doing there.

What choice do trans people have at this point? Over the past 10 years, their rights have been chipped away in Britain, their lives made increasingly difficult by anti-trans lobbyists with more influential connections and far more money. Systemic transphobia has captured our public institutions with terrifying speed. For its part, the supreme court refused to hear any interventions from trans people before deciding on its recent, devastating ruling.

What are these rights that have been chipped away? It’s not a right to have one’s fictional identity ratified by the state. It’s not a right for men to displace women from women’s rights and organizations and jobs and facilities. It’s not even a right to be flattered and coddled and told how becoming that dress is.

Things were so different in 2016. When North Carolina passed a shocking “bathroom bill” banning trans people from using the correct bathroom, the Labour MP Ruth Cadbury told the Commons that “a bathroom bill would never be passed here in the UK”.

But by “correct bathroom” of course McConnell means “bathroom for the other sex” so it’s not the “correct” one at all. If I go into a public restroom and find a man at the sink, I don’t consider that “correct” at all. (It has happened. The local hipster radio station/hangout place next to a busy bus stop did the toilets free-for-all a few months ago, and I did go in and find a man there, and I got the hell out. Happily they’ve quietly backed away from the whole thing since then.)

MPs who attended the mass lobby probably learned alarming things about what the EHRC’s code of practice might look like, based on the interim guidance it released in April, which is being challenged in the high court by the Good Law project. They might have heard from the news or comment pages that women who are trans may be banned from women’s loos and shelters.

Except of course Freddy means men who claim to be trans, so of course they must be banned from women’s toilets and shelters.

The determination to destroy everything presses on.

The Trump administration is attempting to unmake virtually all climate US regulations in one fell swoop.

At an Indiana truck dealership on Tuesday, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) unveiled a proposal to rescind the 16-year-old landmark legal finding which allows the agency to limit planet-heating pollution from cars and trucks, power plants and other industrial sources.

Because they want their children and grandchildren to be doomed to worse misery faster.

…if the rollback prevails, it would leave the EPA without any authority to regulate greenhouse gas pollution amid ever-compounding evidence that a swift reduction in these emissions is needed to avert catastrophic global warming.

“The importance of the endangerment finding can’t be overstated,” said the renowned climate scientist Michael Mann. “It’s been the primary tool that we have had to actually regulate carbon emissions and meet our obligations under various global agreements to address the climate crisis.”

…

It comes as part of Trump’s “drill, baby, drill” agenda, which aims to boost already booming fossil-fuel production. Along with the scrapping of the endangerment finding, the EPA said it will kill off regulations limiting pollution coming from cars and will stymie a rule that curbs the amount of methane, a potent greenhouse gas, spewing from oil and gas drilling operations.

It’s kind of like going for a thrill ride down a steep mountain when you know there’s a lake full of piranhas at the bottom. Yeah yeah yeah piranhas but the ride is such fun!

Trump to Kentucky: you’re on your own.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency (Fema) denied requests for three Kentucky counties affected by severe storms last spring, and deemed the state ineligible for hazard mitigation grants that would help prepare for future disasters .

Fema officials claimed the areas did not suffer enough damage to merit federal support, in a letter issued to the governor on Tuesday. But the move is just the latest in a series of denials from the agency, as the Trump administration seeks to shift the burden of responding to and recovering from disasters on to states.

Look, if Kentucky doesn’t want to be slammed by storms it should move to a part of the country where there are no storms. It’s not the federal government’s job to help citizens deal with natural disasters, it’s only those crazy communist Democrats who think major disasters are a federal issue.

Last week, Fema also rejected Maryland’s request for disaster assistance after near-record-level flooding in May destroyed hundreds of homes and businesses and tore into roads and public infrastructure, leaving close to $16m in damages.

That’s Maryland’s problem, not ours.

Fema, which is responsible for an on-the-ground response during large-scale emergencies along with coordinating resource deployment, funding recovery and supporting efforts to mitigate risks, has been left critically under-resourced and unprepared for the escalating and compounding catastrophes wreaking havoc across the US with greater intensity and frequency.

Thanks to Musk and his band of pranksters, right? Because they got rid of all those expensive luxuries like federal disaster relief and weather forecasting? Freeing up billions to pay for Trump’s visits to his golf courses in Scotland.

Trump has called for dismantling the agency, part of the US Department of Homeland Security, and has already begun to cut funding in key areas. “We want to wean off of Fema, and we want to bring it back to the state level,” the president said, speaking from the Oval Office in June, noting his plans to promptly “give out less money” to states in recovery.

Fema has also terminated a multibillion-dollar grant program funding infrastructure upgrades that build resiliency, a move challenged in court by a group of 20 states earlier this month. Many of these states also filed lawsuits against the administration in May over directives that would link funding for emergency preparedness to immigration enforcement cooperation.

“This administration is abandoning states and local communities that rely on federal funding to protect their residents and, in the event of disaster, save lives,” said the Massachusetts attorney general, Andrea Campbell, in a statement about the elimination of Fema’s building resilient infrastructure and communities program, which was approved and funded by Congress.

Federal funding is for Trump to spend, not states.

Drop everything and pay attention!

Trans darts star releases emotional statement after being banned from playing against women

Let me guess – the “trans darts star” in question is actually a male darts star who pretends to be a woman? And he’s “emotional” because he’s not being allowed to play against women? It’s so interesting how even right-wing journalists carefully avoid clarity on this subject.

Dutch darts professional Noa-Lynn van Leuven has addressed the World Darts Federation’s new regulations that ban transgender women from female competitions.

Seeing as how transgender women are men, of course they should be banned from women’s competitions. Duh.

Earlier this week, the WDF decided to take action to prevent biological men from facing biological women.

But Van Leuven has been left disappointed, with the 28-year-old lamenting the ban and taking aim at officials.

Too bad, cheater. Lament and take aim all you want; you’re still a cheater.

“I want to take a moment to respond. This decision does affect me personally though, thankfully, not too severely at this point in time. But still, it hurts.

Once again, it’s a loss for the trans community in sports. And that breaks my heart.

As a trans person in the darts world, I know how vital inclusion is not just on paper, but in practice. It’s disheartening to see yet another policy framed around ‘fairness’ that ultimately results in exclusion, without truly considering the people behind the labels.”

Blither blither blither. Define “inclusion.” Explain why “inclusion” means including men in women’s sports but not, say, including gorillas in male sports. Explain how we can truly consider the people behind the labels such that it becomes reasonable and fair to allow some men to compete against women. Take a break from throwing around the stale buzzwords and actually explain how this works.

“My heart goes out to all the athletes impacted by this. We remain visible. We keep going.”

Oh you remain visible all right. One way or another, you get on camera.

Jolyon’s racket is taking a massive walloping for this.

Not “so complex that the court needs a few months to recover its breath” but “so sloppy that the court told us to deliver a decent version by November.”

Energy drink pratfall!

US authorities are warning consumers of Celsius energy drinks to check their cans after some were accidently filled with vodka.

Whoops! Happens all the time. You know how it is. The vodka tank and the energy drink tank are right next to each other, and the labels for both say Grape Soda, so the robot gets confused.

The US Food & Drug Administration (USFDA) issued the warning for the Astro Vibe Blue Razz edition of the drink.

Best. name. ever. Astro for reach for the stars, baby. Vibe for vibe, mama, you dig it? Blue for that swimming pool in Palm Beach with all the sexy chicks in it, you know what I mean? Razz for I have no idea but it sounds very vibey, very groovy, very hey nonnie nonnie and a hotchacha.

Jonathon Van Maren writes:

UN report calls for ban on sex changes for children, declares transgenderism a threat to women

A United Nations draft report by the special rapporteur on violence against women affirmed what many critics have long warned: that there is a “concerted international push (to) erase” women and girls, and that gender dysphoria is “socially contagious.”

The report, titled “Sex-based violence against women and girls: new frontiers and emerging issues: Report of the Special Rapporteur on violence against women and girls,” was compiled by Reem Alsalem of the Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights (OHCHR), and warns that transgender ideology has become a threat to women.

He quotes her:

Recently, there has been a concerted international push to delink the definition of men and women from their biological sex and erase the legal category of “women.” Such efforts have undermined the practical achievement of equality between men and women. Women are therefore being denied their rightful recognition as a distinct category in law and society. It is a form of “coercive inclusion” that relies on the expectation that women will be kind enough to sacrifice their own recognition and protection for the sake of others.

And “for the sake of others” here necessarily means “for the sake of males.”

Alsalem’s report reads like an outright rejection of the transgender agenda. She states that gender dysphoria is “socially contagious.” She praises the UK Supreme Court’s ruling that the legal definition of woman refers to biological sex,” stating that it “protects women and girls under a distinct category.” She even refers, at one point, to the “harmful consequences of social and medical transitioning of children” in a truly bombshell section that rejects the concept of “gender-affirming care” almost entirely.

None of this would have needed saying 20 years ago. What a lot of time and energy we’ve wasted in those 20 years.

You’d think District Councils would be required to follow the law.

That’s so remarkably pissy. “Should others not wish to share the ‘ladies’ or ‘gents’ facilities with a trans person then it is they, not the trans person, who must use alternative facilities.” Why is that then? I mean, even apart from the fact that it’s the opposite of what the Supreme Court ruled, what’s the thinking? There are women, minding their own business, using their own facilities, but now a man bounces in and the women have to go look for a man-free facility? Make it make sense.

A couple of things…

Dr Searle said: “I don’t agree we would have classed it as misbehaviour.”

Ms Cunningham said: “I think you’ve already confirmed that email to Isla Bumba on December 8 was prompted by a conversation about Sandie removing herself from the changing room when he was there, that’s right?

“You ask if there’s any policies around transgender staff and suggest Dr Upton might be keen to help develop some; is it fair for the tribunal to infer the possibility of developing policies to make it easier for Dr Upton to take matters further?”

Dr Searle said: “No, I don’t agree. I think there needs to be an NHS Fife policy on how everyone can feel comfortable in changing areas of their choosing.”

Sigh. There can’t be such a policy, because it’s not possible. Either you provide women-only changing areas or you don’t. Either way someone will feel not comfortable. You have to bite the bullet and decide which discomfort matters more. Should it be women’s discomfort with the presence of men? Or should it be men’s discomfort with the absence of women? Should women be allowed to undress without men ogling them? Or should men be able to ogle women undressing?

You have to pick one. The two are incompatible, so you have to pick just one. There is no way of squaring this circle.

Second thing.

Asked by Ms Cunningham at one point whether she is female, Dr Searle said: “Female is on my birth certificate.”

Asked to elaborate on how she came to have “female” on her birth certificate, Dr Searle replied: “It is usually a medical decision made at birth by the biological characteristics visually seen when delivering the baby. I am not an expert in it.”

And yet you are a medical doctor.

Threat level high.

Trans activists have called for their community to be “armed” after a Supreme Court ruling barred biological men from women-only spaces.

A protester on the London Trans+ Pride march on Saturday carried placards reading: “DIY or Die. Trans emancipation. Not rainbow capitalism. Arm trans people.”

Another sign read: “Bitch trolls from hell,” with pictures of JK Rowling and the bosses of For Women Scotland, who won the Supreme Court case against the Scottish Government on gender in April.

https://twitter.com/NoShirleyNo/status/1949355256577466733

Ah well in that case we’ll change our minds and decide that trans people are the nicest, most reasonable, least demanding and entitled, best in every way people you could ask for.

Helen Joyce, the director of advocacy for human rights charity Sex Matters, which campaigns for clarity about biological sex in law and life, said the signs revealed the “central hatred of women is to trans activism”.

She said: “The reason this movement treats JK Rowling and the grassroots campaigners of For Women Scotland as enemies is simply that they dare to say no to men who want to transgress women’s boundaries. One side in this debate stands up for everyone’s rights to safety, dignity, and privacy in single sex spaces. The other calls for violence against women. It shouldn’t be hard for politicians and public figures to decide which side they are on.”

Welllll but you have to take into account the fact that many politicians and public figures hate women, so they’re happy to jump on board a movement that puts women-hatred front and center.

Originally a comment by Artymorty at Miscellany Room.

I don’t think there’s anything remotely “chicken” about Sackbut’s in-person strategy for handling the gender issue. I think it’s courageous and commendable. Yours, too, Mike B.

This is a war! It really is. All resistance is good resistance. Even just “passive” non-compliance adds a bit of weight on the good side of the scale rather than the bad one. (By that I mean avoiding the use of coerced pronouns.) Anything at all to avoid putting one’s full weight on the other side of the scale is a win in this war. Size doesn’t matter. Even just not putting pronouns in one’s email bio. Or if even that could get one in trouble, avoiding them in Zoom meetings… et cetera, et cetera. Any act of defiance, no matter how small, counts. It’s ok to be a civilian in a war — nobody’s obligated to throw all their personal responsibilities away to join the Resistance. Even neutrality is better than coerced compliance with the other side.

The stakes are genuinely big to people’s livelihoods, no matter how metaphorical this war can feel at times. That’s what makes this war so strange — it feels simultaneously like the heaviest burden and the lightest one. It’s all-consuming weight — or perhaps it’s a bunch of abstract nothingness, mostly just online noise and academic ideas. Even many people who “kind of” see our point of view often accuse us of that. We’ve all encountered them, the ones who don’t disagree with any of our points, but who can’t see the weight of them when the whole picture comes together.

That contradiction can claw at one’s self-esteem, making people feel guilty for perceiving the weight of it instead of its purported weightlessness. Fuck that! That’s why I won’t put scare quotes around the word war here. It’s perhaps a smaller war than, say, Viet Nam, but I want to emphasize the real cost to so many people — especially women — so I won’t diminish it. I refuse to treat the gender war as weightless or superficial.

Once again, one of Graham Linehan’s many insights comes to mind: he compared this war to the many Young Adult fantasies in which there’s a secret war between vampires and werewolves or wizards or whatever, while the broader public carries on largely uninterrupted, blissfully unaware of the epic battle going on in its midst. (Rowling’s Harry Potter series is an example of this trope.) But because ours is a war that’s explicitly about reality rather than fantasy, even though the closest analogy to it is, well, fantasy… it puts us rationalists in the trenches in a position that’s almost too difficult for even our own selves to compute. It’s so logically improbable and inexplicable, the contours of the Gender War. When virtually every single liberal media outlet calls us crazy, Occam’s Razor almost begs us to find a way to write ourselves off, to dismiss our own side’s point of view as too improbable to be real.

But here we are. It’s all too real. But it’s much easier to fight this war online, in the domain of abstract ideas, than in the real world, where its absurdity feels so comically unreal and out-of-place it can short even the most robust circuits.

How to deal with it in the real world as opposed to online is a question worthy of much, much more discussion, I believe. There’s much anguish about the IRL front, because the rules are completely different from online.

It’s all about class today.

And today I learned that Jane Russell is married to John Russell, 7th Earl Russell and grandson of Bertrand Russell. It doesn’t get a whole lot more posh than that.

Yes good plan. Let’s do that with everything. Repeal the knowledge that people need oxygen to live; goodbye suffocation. Repeal gravity; we’ll be able to fly! Repeal agriculture; there are plenty of nuts and berries out there. Repeal the science of medicine; rely on miracles.

President Donald Trump’s administration on Tuesday proposed revoking a scientific finding that has long been the central basis for U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change.

The proposed Environmental Protection Agency rule would rescind a 2009 declaration that determined that carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases endanger public health and welfare.

And by rescinding that declaration Trump’s administration would cause it to become not true. What a brilliant move!

The “endangerment finding” is the legal underpinning of a host of climate regulations under the Clean Air Act for motor vehicles, power plants and other pollution sources that are heating the planet.

EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin announced the proposed rule change on a podcast ahead of an official announcement set for Tuesday in Indiana. Repealing the endangerment finding “will be the largest deregulatory action in the history of America,” Zeldin said on the Ruthless podcast.

And any kind of regulation is a terrible thing. We must not regulate traffic, or commerce, or sports, or policing, or farming, or the use of rivers and streams, or anything else. Freedom freedom freedom!

“There are people who, in the name of climate change, are willing to bankrupt the country,” Zeldin said. “They created this endangerment finding and then they are able to put all these regulations on vehicles, on airplanes, on stationary sources, to basically regulate out of existence, in many cases, a lot of segments of our economy. And it cost Americans a lot of money.”

Yup they created it, they just made it up out of their own heads, the way Trump makes up everything he says. It’s not based on any science at all whatsoever.

Reduxx tells us:

A widely circulated video showcasing a gay couple’s “surrogacy journey” has revealed that a baby boy is currently in the custody of a registered child sex offender. The couple, Logan Riley and Brandon Mitchell, gained viral attention after posting a video introducing their newborn son. It has since emerged that Mitchell is a convicted pedophile.

Guess what. Surrogacy=anyone can get possession of a baby, no questions asked.

I hadn’t really understood that before. It’s not like adoption. There is no screening process.

The video, which was initially shared by the couple on their own social media platforms, was meant to offer a heartwarming glimpse into the first year of their newborn’s life. However, it quickly drew scrutiny after being reposted on July 27 by Irish right-wing activist and political figure Derek Blighe on X (formerly Twitter).

So there was pushback, but then the facts came out.

But just 24 hours after the video went viral on social media, it has been confirmed that one of the men in the video is a registered child sex offender.

Brandon Keith Mitchell is a Tier 1 sex offender in the state of Pennsylvania, and was arrested in 2016 after attempting to solicit a 16-year-old boy for sexual abuse. The victim in the case was a student at Downingtown West High School, where Mitchell had worked as a chemistry teacher. He was 30 years old at the time.

Well, maybe surrogate baby will have 15 good years before it all goes wrong?

Mitchell pleaded guilty to felony child pornography possession and one court of Corruption of Minors, and was sentenced to up to 23 months of incarceration. But court records show that he was granted parole just two months following his conviction.

Part of his conditions included that he have no unsupervised contact with minors and that he surrender his teaching license. He quickly moved on to obtain a job as a chemist at Eurofins BioPharma Product Testing in Lancaster, where he has worked for the past 9 years.

…

Reduxx reached out to the division Pennsylvania State Police responsible for maintaining Mitchell’s registration, and was informed that the state does not automatically forbid individuals convicted of sex crimes from having children, gaining custody, or exercising parental rights.

While Pennsylvania’s adoption law does prohibits sex offenders from adopting or fostering children, gestational surrogacy circumvents any such laws through pre-birth parentage orders.

So there you go. That kid is doomed.

The cops raped the rape victims.

Five women who were exploited by grooming gangs in Rotherham as children say they were also abused [by] police officers in the town at the time.

One says she was raped from the age of 12 by a serving South Yorkshire Police (SYP) officer in a marked police car. He would threaten to hand her back to the gang if she did not comply, she says.

If only she had thought to idennify as a man.

We have seen written accounts from these women, plus testimony from 25 other victims of grooming gangs, with some of them saying that corrupt police officers worked alongside the gangs or failed to act on child sexual exploitation.

At least 1,400 girls in Rotherham were abused by gangs of men, identified by victims as being of mainly Pakistani heritage, between 1997 and 2013 – the landmark Jay Report concluded in 2014.

And by “mainly Pakistani heritage” the Beeb means “mainly Muslim.” Allah despises women. Any woman not in a niqab is a slut and fair game.

A new criminal investigation into the involvement of police officers in the Rotherham grooming scandal is now being led by SYP’s major crime unit, under the direction of the police watchdog.

Prof Alexis Jay who led that independent inquiry into abuse in the town has told the BBC she is “shocked” that SYP is investigating its own former officers and says the criminal investigation should be handed to another force or independent body.

In response, Hayley Barnett, SYP assistant chief constable said: “We know how hard it must be for a victim or survivor, who has been so badly let down in the past, to put their faith into the South Yorkshire Police of today.”

But she added that victims and survivors were “at the heart” of the investigation, with all actions being taken in their best interests.

Ah well that’s fine then.

Brilliant McLuhan moment.

Trump is really really pissed off at wind. Yes, wind. He thinks wind is a great big loser. He thinks wind orders the filet mignon and then won’t pick up the tab.

Trump spent part of his weekend in Scotland reviving his old grievances against wind power, even claiming at one point that it was “killing” Americans.

During a meeting with European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen, Trump abruptly detoured from immigration to wind turbines. “And the other thing I say to Europe: We will not allow a windmill to be built in the United States,” Trump said. “They’re killing us.”

Also, besides, in addition, we refuse to drink Dubonnet.

He complained that wind turbines “rust and rot in eight years” and then can’t be “buried” because they will harm the soil.

“The whole thing is a con job,” he said. “It’s very expensive. And in all fairness, Germany tried it and wind doesn’t work.”

Much of what the president said was wildly inaccurate: Germany gets more than a quarter of its energy from wind, turbines last about 30 years (not eight), according to the U.S Department of Energy, it’s not the most expensive form of energy, and they’re not “almost all” made in China.

Ok but besides that it was all true. Mostly. I guess.

Trump has previously taken his anti-wind stance to absurd extremes, such as in 2019, when he falsely claimed wind turbines cause cancer.

“The wind, the wind, it sounds so wonderful,” he said last year. “The wind, the wind, the wind is, the wind is bullshit, I’ll tell you.”

Except when it’s his wind of course.

In the theocracy section of the job ads:

A job advert for a role in a sharia court posted on a government website has caused major controversy, with critics saying it promotes a separate Islamic legal system in the UK.

Well yes, separate and Islamic, but more to the point, women-hating and theocratic. It wouldn’t be nearly so alarming and disgusting if, say, a job advert for a role in a Quaker organization were posted on a government website.