Can we all step back from our public duties now?
The White House issues a statement:
Shifty Schiff thinks he hasn’t gotten enough camera time. So during a brief break, he’s doing a press conference.
New hoax. Same swamp.
8:12 AM · Nov 20, 2019· TheWhiteHouse
Not a hoax.
Trump tweets so mindlessly much, he probably thinks he is a canary.
That would have to be a super-canary of course. Built like an eagle. No, sorry. Make that an ostrich.
A bright yellow ostrich, tweeting away.
God help America.
I’d say gobbling like a turkey. A farm turkey—overfed and mentally stunted.
Note that this tweet is not one of Trump’s, it’s from the White House account. His lickspittles have really got into using the approved Trump vocabulary.
AoS, though it’s a common joke (and a perhaps-understandable assumption) that Trump himself personally tweets on his phone, especially early in the mornings or late at night; I myself never gave this a thought until recently, when Trump himself described how he dictated his tweets to one or more aides whose entire pre-Trump job was presumably to tweet for various entities within and around the White House. Now their job at least partly entails turning his abrasive rants into tweets in his particular style. It is further presumable that these aides have by now learnt to imitate and integrate that style into their other tweeting duties, since this style is beginning to show through.
Of course, congresspeople and other politicians are also taking up this style, because this is the world we live in now.
Fuck.