Confused about a Virgin?
Confused and unfounded guesswork. Crude and offensive speculation.
So says the RC Bishop of Portsmouth, the Right Reverend Crispian Hollis, about a BBC documentary focussing on the life of The Virgin Mary.
But, alas, the really not right at all, Mr Hollis, is not talking about the nonsense of the virgin birth, the resurrection, Angels, wise men and talking snakes, but rather the questioning of these things.
Confusion indeed.
Talking snakes! Very funny! (You forgot talking burning bushes.)
Probably the snake was hiding in the bush. Most likely explanation for strange talking foliage.