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I thought that was the last of it, but there’s this adorable song that was performed at TAM.

Dedicated to James Randi, JREF, and all clear-thinking individuals who are fond of dirty words.

lyrics

He said “Come up for coffee”

Before she reached her floor

Now, some folks who have vaginas don’t show up here anymore

Well, perhaps that guy was wrong

But can’t we all just get along?

Now, Professor Richard Dawkins

Said, “Really, what’s the harm?

He never put his cock in or even touched your arm.”

Well, even smart guys get stuff wrong

Can’t we all just get along?

Soon the blogosphere went ape-shit

And that ape-shit hit the fan

Some cried, “Hey gals, just chill out,” and some said “Kill the man!”

We all stood our moral high ground,

Using 20-dollar words

Lots of people talkin’

But nobody bein’ heard

Yes, Dawkins was a dick,

And he shouldn’t get a pass

But honestly, some chicks should pull the sticks out of their ass

It’s not the weak against the strong

It’s not Fay Wray against King Kong

I heard last year some girls got grabby With Paul Provenza’s schlong!

But here’s the point of this whole song:

Can’t we all just get along?