Drop everything! A couple in Arizona have spotted a cross on their cheesecake, so obviously it’s A Message.
A suburban Phoenix family says their Christmas cheesecake sent them the message of a holiday miracle.
The Arizona Republic reports that when the family in Scottsdale, Ariz., pulled their dessert out of the oven, it cracked as it cooled and formed a crucifix.
The family members, who have not given their names publicly, say the crucifix is a message.
They say they won’t be eating the cheesecake. Instead, they plan to sell it and donate the money to a local charity or church.
But that’s the end of the story. They forgot something. What’s the message?
It could be that the family that pulled their dessert out of the oven doesn’t know how to make a cheesecake.
But anyway, whatever it is, you would think that’s part of the story. Strange that they didn’t tell us.
Shall we try to guess?
It’s cold here?
Cut me a slice?
Go to church?
I’m vegan?
Put some berries on top?
Repent?
I died for your sins and now I’m doing guest spots on cheesecakes?
Does this make my butt look big?
Wait, there’s been a mixup, I’m Mohammed?
H/t Leonie Hilliard.