Ah no I can’t resist. Resistance is too much to ask.
A guy in Ohio found some bird shit on his windshield, and at first he thought it was just some bird shit, as one does, you know, but then he took a closer look and guess what?! It turned out to be a picture (delicately drawn in bird shit) of a piece of toast with a picture of Jesus on it!
No, wait, that’s not right. It was the lid of a jar of Marmite with a picture of Jesus in it.
No. It was a tortilla with a picture of Jesus on it.
No. It was a 14th century painting of Jesus that looked uncannily like Jesus.
No, it was a 12th century painting of The Virgin Mary that looked uncannily like Jesus.
No, seriously. He took a closer look and the bird shit turned out to be a picture of Jesus.
He says. But look at it. That’s Jesus? Is he kidding? It’s a dog! A dog that is for some reason wearing a wig. But anyway it’s a dog.