How does it get worse?

It gets more degrading every day.

Trump, last night:

“Even her race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama,” the GOP frontrunner told a rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan. “I don’t know who would be worse, I don’t know. How does it get worse? But she was gonna beat — she was favored to win — and she got schlonged. She lost.”

See what he did there? She got penised. The weak worthless pathetic woman got penised, because she’s so weak and pathetic and vagina.

I don’t like the way we do things here. It’s bad.

 

Comments

16 responses to “How does it get worse?”

  1. Rob Avatar

    It’s worse than that. Sure he literally said she got penised. But what he figuratively skirted around was saying she got fucked. When a person gets fucked against their will it’s rape. I mean, I have never heard someone say ‘they got penised’, but I have heard people say ‘they got fucked/raped’. This man wants to be the President?

  2. teslalivia Avatar

    “Trump also made crude references to Clinton’s bathroom break during Saturday’s Democratic debate, describing it as “disgusting.”

    “What happened to her?” Trump wondered. “I’m watching the debate, and she disappeared.” He then solved his own riddle: “I know where she went. It’s disgusting. I don’t want to talk about it. No, it’s too disgusting. Don’t say it, it’s disgusting. We want to be very straight up, OK?” ”

    Because Donald Trump never goes to the bathroom?

    Or **women** are never supposed to go into the bathroom, because THAT is ‘disgusting’?

    So maybe we can let Hillary Clinton be President if she promises to not go to the bathroom for like, 4 – 8 years. Perhaps Trump can make the same commitment.

  3. Knight in Sour Armor Avatar
    Knight in Sour Armor

    He can’t, that’d involve shutting his mouth.

  4. Steamshovelmama Avatar
    Steamshovelmama

    The “schlonged” comment is vile but it’s vile in a very common way – fucking is conquest and violence and male. That conceptualising is with us every day. It’s not nice but it’s wearyingly normal. I do think Trumps comments about Clinton’s bathroom break are utterly bizarre! Peeing is disgusting? What, Trump has trained himself out of such nauseating biological necessities? Or are we now coding going to the bathroom as weak, female and disgusting? /boggles.

  5. Samantha Vimes Avatar
    Samantha Vimes

    I imagine he thinks the only reason she would be gone so long is if she was doing female things. Mysterious, disgusting female stuff. Otoh, I understand the ladies’ room was a bit of a walk and then she had to wait. Which means poor planning on the organizers’ part.

  6. SAWells Avatar

    Of course Donald Trump has never been to the toilet. That’s why he is entirely full of crap.

  7. John Avatar

    Trump would make a great carnival barker.

  8. Steamshovelmama Avatar
    Steamshovelmama

    @Samantha Vimes – yes, that must be it. Secret, disgusting female bodily things that man must not wot of. Because female biology is filthy, horrible and frightening while male biology is good, noble and pure…

  9. iknklast Avatar

    Maybe he was implying menstruation – again, tying into her being a woman. Though surely he has been among those criticizing her age, thereby realizing it can’t be menstruation. But that could be the etymology behind the “disgusting” comment

  10. AJ Milne Avatar

    “What happened to her?” Trump wondered. “I’m watching the debate, and she disappeared.” He then solved his own riddle: “I know where she went. It’s disgusting. I don’t want to talk about it. No, it’s too disgusting. Don’t say it, it’s disgusting…”

    What? He figures she went to listen to one of his speeches?

    Guy really _is_ full of himself. But listen, I’m sure it was nothing that gross, guy. I expect Hill has people for that sort of thing. Trump speeches, mucking out the sewers, you know, it’s just call facilities, let the people with the hazmat suits handle it. No point in getting that crap all over yourself.

  11. PatrickG Avatar

    She got penised.

    And by a black man at that.

  12. John Morales Avatar

    iknklast (with reference to teslalivia):

    Maybe he was implying menstruation […] Though surely he has been among those criticizing her age, thereby realizing it can’t be menstruation.

    Maybe? Of course he was.

    (And of course he knows her age, nevermind that tampons (or whatever else) work)

  13. John Morales Avatar

    John @7,

    Trump would make a great carnival barker.

    Well, his dog-whistling is facile, so I guess his barking is no worse. ;)

  14. Anat Avatar

    The Atheist Rabbi criticizes Trump’s misuse of Yiddish: Schlonged!