The Russell conjugation

I didn’t know that the technical term for “another one of those irregular verbs” was “emotive conjugations.” Wikipedia has the story:

In rhetoric, emotive or emotional conjugation mimics the form of a grammatical conjugation of an irregular verb to illustrate humans’ tendency to describe their own behavior more charitably than the behavior of others.[1] It is often called the Russell conjugation in honour of philosopher Bertrand Russell who expounded the concept in 1948 on the BBC Radio programme The Brains Trust,[2] citing the examples:[3]

I am firm, You are obstinate, He is a pig-headed fool.

I am righteously indignant, you are annoyed, he is making a fuss over nothing.

I have reconsidered the matter, you have changed your mind, he has gone back on his word.

Used seriously, such loaded language[3] can lend false support to an argument by obscuring a fallacy of meaning. The inherent incongruity also lends itself to humor,[4] as employed by Bernard Woolley in theBBC television series Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime Minister:[5][6]

It’s one of those irregular verbs, isn’t it?
I have an independent mind, You are eccentric, He is round the twist.[6]

That’s another of those irregular verbs, isn’t it?
I give confidential press briefings; you leak; he’s being charged under section 2A of theOfficial Secrets Act.[7]

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8 responses to “The Russell conjugation”

  1. StevoR Avatar

    Didn’t know there was a term for it till now! Thought it was just typical of how we tend to (mis~)use language as humans.

    Thanks – something new I’ve learnt today.

  2. Freemage Avatar

    Oooh, I like this one. I’ll have to remember it.

  3. Karellen Avatar

    One of my favourites(?) is constantly on the news. We and our allies have governments. They have a regime.

  4. anthrosciguy Avatar

    Now you’re just being pedantic; I, OTOH, simply like being clear.

  5. anthrosciguy Avatar

    Karellen, you might like some of these; Slate has ocassionally done stories on US events as they might be written about other countries:

    http://www.slate.com/topics/i/if_it_happened_there.html

  6. Kevin K Avatar

    My favorite of this: Horses sweat, men perspire, women ‘glow’.

  7. SAWells Avatar

    I think I get it. I use an emotive conjugation, you use one of those irregular verbs, he is Bertrand Russell.

  8. Samantha Vimes Avatar

    anthrosciguy

    August 18, 2015 at 10:48 am

    Now you’re just being pedantic; I, OTOH, simply like being clear.

    *They* are nit-picking.