Oh won’t you stay-ay-ay just a little bit longer?
Paul Ryan got everybody on a conference call and said he and Trump are totally not friends any more.
Mr. Ryan informed Republican lawmakers on a morning conference call that he would never again campaign alongside Mr. Trump and would dedicate himself instead to defending the party’s majority in Congress, according to five lawmakers who participated in the call and spoke on condition of anonymity.
Effectively conceding defeat for his party in the presidential race, Mr. Ryan said his most urgent task was ensuring that Hillary Clinton did not enter the White House with Democratic control of the House and Senate, two lawmakers said.
Well there’s always gerrymandering oh right they did that already.
Trump fans were furious.
Mr. Trump’s candidacy was already in a dire condition before Mr. Ryan’s announcement. A poll published Monday by NBC News and The Wall Street Journal found him trailing Mrs. Clinton by a wide margin and drawing less than 40 percent of the vote. The survey was taken before Sunday night’s debate.
Representative Scott Rigell of Virginia, a Republican who has long been opposed to Mr. Trump, said there was a general sense in the House that more humiliating disclosures about Mr. Trump were likely to come before Nov. 8, Election Day.
Well, you know, when you base a party on misogyny and racism and homophobia, that’s the kind of people you attract. We did warn you.
Mr. Trump’s campaign had hoped that the debate would halt an exodus of fellow Republicans from his candidacy, and it publicly implored members of the party on Monday morning to hang with him through Election Day.
After all, he’s such a great guy.
And so dang smart, too. . . he has a really really big brain. everyone says so.
The best brain.
And the biggest. To go with those hands.
And he knows so very very many different words and can do so very very many different gestures and very many different expressions too — he could talk anyone off their feet with those hands. All those fingers pointing very many different ways — like China, and ISIS, and those very very many fat ugly beauty queens he owns. Oh, and brains. One can almost FEEL the presence of brains in those phrases and words and expressions and history, geometry and geography and world leaders he is in constant communication with. So when he loses this election after losing so very many of the party leaders we can be very very sure it’s rigged that way. Like those anti-whatever judges who are out to get him for the very many frauds, briberies and other stuff a star must be able to get away with. Just ask any of his very many friends. Who also love women to grab. And stop interrupting. These are very very delicate thought processes, you losers! It’s very very hard to be concise and coherent. At the same time!