Those sausage wallets
Clementine Ford has found a secret Facebook group called Blokes advice. She’s been sharing some of their (cough) advice.
This is another charming post that allegedly comes from the Blokes Advice page. All jokes though, right guys? Probably the only reason bitches like me get angry about this shit is because we’re so ugly :(
I personally I would like to say, all woman are pigs and if it weren’t for their vaginas, assholes, mouths and cooking a and cleaning skills that they are born with. There would be no need to the woman kind. I personally feel dirty just being around these sausage wallets. They should be a rule they can’t come with in a meter radius of they aren’t performing sexual acts upon us
That’s women all right – 3 useful holes and innate cooking/cleaning skills. I say why bother? Just get a slab of liver and a Roomba, and go out to eat.
Damn! Would he be disappointed with my innate house work skillz!
I was born with cooking and cleaning skills? Funny, I remember hours of sweating to learn just how to do that. And how come my mother managed not to have these skills? I had to learn to cook out of self defense, because she had no idea how to cook until she got married and my dad taught her a few basics, and she learned a few more.