If the tie floats free, the world can’t see
That discussion about why Trump tilts forward when he’s standing in public – now I get why he always looks so clumsy and awkward when he sits for photos: he’s doing the same thing. He’s leaning forward so that his tie dangles because he’s hiding his gut.
Notice Putin doesn’t need to do that, because he’s not a Two Scoops guy.
Or he doesn’t deal with crippling insecurity.
But still, the pantomime horse audition line had me chuckling to myself all day at work. It still makes me laugh thinking about it. Killer.