Very nicely
In a letter to me sent by Kim Jong Un, he stated, very nicely, that he would like to meet and start negotiations as soon as the joint U.S./South Korea joint exercise are over. It was a long letter, much of it complaining about the ridiculous and expensive exercises. It was………also a small apology for testing the short range missiles, and that this testing would stop when the exercises end. I look forward to seeing Kim Jong Un in the not too distant future! A nuclear free North Korea will lead to one of the most successful countries in the world!
How sweet that Kim said it very nicely. He must be a very nice man, despite all the murders and famines and stuff. I’m greatly reassured that he stated it very nicely.
Cute about the small apology, too. Is that like a miniature apology? Like a bonsai tree? Or is it a quick offhand one that the apologizer doesn’t really mean? Trump probably has no idea, but he makes up for it with all the exclamation points! Everything must be fine if he’s using happy exclamation points! Right!?
Those tests must have just slipped out by accident. Ooops. Is that a short range missile in Kim’s pocket, or is he just happy to see Trump? “People say he only smiles when he sees me.” * Wow. He must be one sad Little Rocket Man.
* Of course he might actually be smiling at his unbelievable luck in having someone so incredibly fucking stupid and manipulable in the White House.
The Joint Chiefs are going to have to sit down with him AGAIN to explain the point behind those “ridiculous and expensive exercises.” Perfectly good tanks and planes going to waste, not being used in a parade for him in Washington. THey’d be pretty cool at his rallies, too.
The South Koreans better start ramping up their production of televisions.
Kim does nicely very…. well…. er nicely.
I am sure you will find nobody in all of North Korea who will disagree with that; not out in the streets of the cities, towns and villages, nor in any of the jails, nor in any of the torture chambers even. Prisoners being racked will no doubt agree that he is the nicest man in the whole Solar System, and beyond. Not even in the farthest reaches of the Universe, they will tell you. Which is why there would be no point in North Korea using its rockets for space exploration. I mean, why search the Universe for a nicer man when the nicest possible one is right here. In PongYang…?