Very nicely

Trump tells us that

In a letter to me sent by Kim Jong Un, he stated, very nicely, that he would like to meet and start negotiations as soon as the joint U.S./South Korea joint exercise are over. It was a long letter, much of it complaining about the ridiculous and expensive exercises. It was………also a small apology for testing the short range missiles, and that this testing would stop when the exercises end. I look forward to seeing Kim Jong Un in the not too distant future! A nuclear free North Korea will lead to one of the most successful countries in the world!

How sweet that Kim said it very nicely. He must be a very nice man, despite all the murders and famines and stuff. I’m greatly reassured that he stated it very nicely.

Cute about the small apology, too. Is that like a miniature apology? Like a bonsai tree? Or is it a quick offhand one that the apologizer doesn’t really mean? Trump probably has no idea, but he makes up for it with all the exclamation points! Everything must be fine if he’s using happy exclamation points! Right!?

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