Colgate Exaggeration Theater

One of the many things I hate most about Trump

(It’s supposed to be only one of those – many things OR hate most – but with Trump it’s always both, because he always has all the toppings. There are many many things about him that I hate the most. I wish it were otherwise, but it isn’t.)

is the way he does the bad thing times 10 or 100 or 1000. He has no artistry, no restraint, no sense of Less is More. Every damn time he just jumps in with both feet and dials the abuse to a million. It should handicap him, but of course it doesn’t, because there’s no justice. The stupider his reaction to X the more his fans just love it.

The latest is “Oooh James Comey said a mean thing about Trump—>treason death penalty dirty cop blah blah.”

The Post is slightly more restrained:

Trump administration officials said Thursday that they would investigate former FBI director James B. Comey, whom they accused of threatening President Donald Trump after Comey posted a picture of seashells on a beach arranged to spell out “86 47.”

Trump is the 47th president; “86” can mean banning or removing someone, but it can also be slang for killing a person.

But at the same time, “86” can be slang for killing a person, but it can also mean banning or removing someone. It’s a choice to decide it definitely means killing That Person. Trump of course made the choice, and then turned it into Shouting Drama Exaggeration War, because he can’t see anything that’s not bigger than the sun.

“Cool shell formation on my beach walk,” Comey wrote in the original Instagram post, which he quickly removed after claims that the phrase communicated the threat of violence. In a follow-up post, Comey wrote that he assumed the shells he saw “were a political message” but said he was not advocating violence.

Trump insisted in a TV interview that Comey “knew exactly” what it meant.

“If you’re the FBI director and you don’t know what that meant, that meant assassination,” Trump told Fox News in an interview scheduled to air Friday evening. “And it says it loud and clear.”

But of course that’s exactly what it doesn’t do. Some seashells. Four numbers. A couple of numbers that can mean kill or escort to the exit. It’s very far from a loud and clear “Kill Trump.”

Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard said on Fox News that she believes Comey should be in jail because of the post and accused him of “issuing a hit” on Trump.

Yeah right, that’s what that was.

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