Writing difficultly

Trump throwing his toys out of the crib again.

President Donald Trump says he will not allow the Gordie Howe International Bridge between Detroit and Windsor to open unless Canada makes significant concessions to the U.S.

Trump said in a Feb. 9 post on Truth Social that the U.S. will open negotiations with Canada, which has footed the entire bill for the $5.7-billion bridge construction project, but believes the U.S. should probably take ownership of at least half of it.

In fact, the bridge is jointly owned by Canada and the U.S., with Canada intending to recoup its upfront construction costs over time, through bridge tolls.

While the US enjoys a free ride, but Trump is pissed off anyway.

“I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the U.S. with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve,” Trump wrote.

“With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset.”

We should learn, perhaps, how to use commas like a literate grownup.

Anyway, Canada paid for the construction and Trump still thinks it owes us? How does that work?

“I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the U.S. with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve,” Trump wrote.

That’s an F for the semester. “importantly” is not a synonym for “what’s important is”. In fact “importantly” is not anything; it’s not an idiomatic way of saying anything.

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6 responses to “Writing difficultly”

  1. chigau Avatar
    chigau

    Does Donny know who is Gordy Howe?

  2. Mosnae Avatar
    Mosnae

    Isn’t he the guy who directed Ninja Terminator?

  3. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    The good news for Trump now is that he can blame a staffer for the post if it turns out it was a bad idea.

  4. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them….With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset

    You’d think that someone who’s stiffed lots of cotractors, defrauded people enrolling in his “university,” run so many businesses into the ground, and gone through bankruptcy, would refrain from getting all high and mighty about who owes what to whom.

    And of course what Trump really means is

    and also, importantly, Canada treats ME with the Fairness and Respect that I deserve,”

    Does Trump think he’ll ‘scape whipping?

  5. Mike Haubrich Avatar
    Mike Haubrich

    I hope the people of Detroit/Windsor think of him and thank him properly as they sit in hours of traffic waiting for Customs. What does he want, the Mackinac Straits renamed for him?

  6. Tim Harris Avatar
    Tim Harris

    Mike Haubrich #5

    Don’t even suggest such things, Mike! He’ll probably also want to have the bridge named “The Donald J. Trump Bridge” in return for allowing it to open.

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