Totally legit, and he knew nothing about it anyway

It was totally legal, it’s done all the time – plus, also, he knew nothing about it! Just in case it turns out it wasn’t totally legal, or in fact legal at all, even slightly. Belt and braces, people, belt and braces.

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5 responses to “Totally legit, and he knew nothing about it anyway”

  1. Ben Avatar

    “My wonderful son, Donald.”

    This, of course, suggests that Eric isn’t wonderful. That telltale comma!

  2. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    Ben, he has five kids; he can’t be expected to like them all equally, can he? Leaving Barron aside (because he’s not yet old enough for Trump to decide whether he likes him or not) there’s the two adult sons, called Donald Jr. and The Other One, and his daughters, Ivanka and The One He Never Mentions.

    No coincidence, of course, that the two he’s closest to are the two most like him.

  3. Lady Mondegreen Avatar
    Lady Mondegreen

    It was totally legal, it’s done all the time – plus, also, he knew nothing about it! Just in case it turns out it wasn’t totally legal, or in fact legal at all, even slightly. Belt and braces, people, belt and braces.

    Also too, it went nowhere! So no big deal anyway, right!?

  4. Your Name\\\'s not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name\\\’s not Bruce?

    “…he’s not yet old enough for Trump to decide whether he likes him or not…”

    We may have hints, though. Trump already knows that Barron doesn’t rate an umbrella. Or maybe it was a character-building exercise?

  5. Catwhisperer Avatar

    It’s like the Bart Simpson defense: I didn’t do it, nobody saw me, you can’t prove anything!