“Great American food, folks. There’s hamburgers from the Great American city of Hamburg; there’s pizza from the Great American town of Italy; there’s French Fries from that All-American state, France.”
Claire, Lincoln is probably wondering what the hell shit is being served as food.
Rob
Also, is Trump doing his ‘happy hands’ pose, or still trying to show us all that he has really really big hands and therefore a big penis?
Acolyte of Sagan
Is he wearing that overcoat to imply he’s just back from fetching the food, or has he not paid the heating bill?
musubk
He looks like the effort to smile is physically painful.
Your Name’s not Bruce?
Here Bob, Christmas dinner for you and your family. Don’t worry, it’s all looked after. I’m taking it out of your next paycheck. You owe me $387.52.
And how’s the cripple? Teeny Tom? Too bad he’s gonna die. Sad!
Okay, more a novella than a caption.
I like Graham’s too! So true to the spirit of the man in the photo.
Lady Mondegreen
And how’s the cripple? Teeny Tom? Too bad he’s gonna die. Sad!
Oh god, I snorfled. :D
Sackbut
I spared expense in paying for this sumptious repost. Mange!
Catwhisperer
JAZZ HANDS!
Teenie tiny jazz hands.
Kristjan
Miiiine!!!!!!!!
Acolyte of Sagan
Sackbut, shouldn’t ‘Mange’ be all-caps? It is meant to be an acronym, isn’t it?
Making America Not Good Enough.
Graham Douglas
Blimey, I forgot about this thread (no emails came through, oddly). Lots of good responses here. Sackbut: with AoS’s acronym, I make that a triple pun on “mange”. Well done.
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Let them eat steak
Mmm, hamberders!
So, what’s everyone else having?
Graham, I give up. I think you already did it…
“Great American food, folks. There’s hamburgers from the Great American city of Hamburg; there’s pizza from the Great American town of Italy; there’s French Fries from that All-American state, France.”
A Cold Cheeseburger Evening with Lord Cheeto
Is Lincoln thinking “Fuck me, what a tool.”?
Someone fixed it: https://www.b3ta.com/board/11275609
Claire, Lincoln is probably wondering what the hell shit is being served as food.
Also, is Trump doing his ‘happy hands’ pose, or still trying to show us all that he has really really big hands and therefore a big penis?
Is he wearing that overcoat to imply he’s just back from fetching the food, or has he not paid the heating bill?
He looks like the effort to smile is physically painful.
Here Bob, Christmas dinner for you and your family. Don’t worry, it’s all looked after. I’m taking it out of your next paycheck. You owe me $387.52.
And how’s the cripple? Teeny Tom? Too bad he’s gonna die. Sad!
Okay, more a novella than a caption.
I like Graham’s too! So true to the spirit of the man in the photo.
Oh god, I snorfled. :D
I spared expense in paying for this sumptious repost. Mange!
JAZZ HANDS!
Teenie tiny jazz hands.
Miiiine!!!!!!!!
Sackbut, shouldn’t ‘Mange’ be all-caps? It is meant to be an acronym, isn’t it?
Making America Not Good Enough.
Blimey, I forgot about this thread (no emails came through, oddly). Lots of good responses here. Sackbut: with AoS’s acronym, I make that a triple pun on “mange”. Well done.