Thick as two short planks

We should just elect cows and chickens and wombats to Congress, it would make more sense and be cheaper.

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4 responses to “Thick as two short planks”

  1. What a Maroon Avatar
    What a Maroon

    Being a communists professor, you’ve never done the real hard work that builds the economy, you just teach ideas that will destroy it.

    She was doing so well, showing her anti-elitist street cred, right up until the point that she failed to dangle that participle. But then it all comes crashing down.

    Here’s a tip on how to do it next time, Marjorie:

    “Being a communists [nice touch with the plural there!] professor, I know you’ve never done the real hard work that builds the economy, you just teach ideas that will destroy it.”

  2. Sackbut Avatar

    But but… That changes the reference for the first phrase, to make MTG the “communists professor”, and she was referring to Reich, and she doesn’t understand… Oh! Well played, WaM, well played.

  3. twiliter Avatar

    Just click on the link in her pinned tweet. That’s how ignorant Greene is.

  4. twiliter Avatar

    Politician’s questionnaire.

    1. Are you a corrupt stupid asshole? y/n

    Yes? Oh, you’re so hired! I think we’re done here. :P