Lunar would be an improvement

Signal that virtue, you woman-hating toads.

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2 responses to “Lunar would be an improvement”

  1. Jim Baerg Avatar

    Breast Binders

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    Foot Binders?

  2. What a Maroon Avatar
    What a Maroon

    @Jim Baerg,

    Yes.

    And here is a list of common side effects from a site that promotes chest breast binding:

    76-78% of people in studies reported skin/tissue problems, like tenderness, scarring, swelling, itching, infections

    74-75% of people reported pain in chest, shoulders, back or abdomen

    51-52% of people reported respiratory problems (like shortness of breath)

    47-49% of people reported musculoskeletal symptoms, like postural changes, muscle wasting, or rib fractures

    But hey, it makes them feel better:

    However, a lot of people feel better mentally and emotionally when they bind. According to these studies, chest binding helps people decrease their gender dysphoria, as well as feelings of anxiety or suicidality, while increasing feelings of confidence in public and self-esteem.

    Kind of like the way self-flagellation makes you feel holy, I guess.