Glam

Erm…whose tits are those?

He looks as if the tits are anchors pulling him forward, so that he can’t for the life of him stand up straight. He’s tilted awkwardly forward, and struggling not to topple. His shoulders are hunched, his arms look as if they don’t belong to him, it’s obvious his bum is sticking out, the skirt is wrinkled, his legs and feet look even more as if they don’t belong to him. The bangs are ridiculous. The jacket is too tight, and wrinkled like the skirt. The nail polish looks stupid and ugly. The lipstick is ok I guess.

What’s the point of any of this other than mocking women?

Comments

7 responses to “Glam”

  1. iknklast Avatar

    It might be easier to stand up straight if he wore flats. But a trans woman can’t wear flats, right? Because then…not woman?

  2. chigau Avatar

    It might be less awkward if that denim grandpa weren’t groping …

  3. maddog1129 Avatar

    Is that Eddie Izzard?

  4. tigger_the_wing Avatar
    tigger_the_wing

    It might be less awkward if that denim grandpa weren’t groping …

    Given the context, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that the person in denim were a bearded lady.

  5. twiliter Avatar

    That is Eddie Izzard doing an impersonation of a woman with Tommy Tiernan doing an impersonation of Stephen Whittle. Both presumably doing an impersonation of entertainment?

  6. Julia F Avatar

    I presume they are his, if he paid for them.

  7. caz Avatar

    If he put helium in ’em, it might help with is posture.