Reviews are brutal

Maureen Dowd reviews that Melanie movie:

Some theaters showing “Melania” were so empty that wags suggested that undocumented immigrants should hide out there. Reviews are brutal: The Independent said the first lady came across as “a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness in this ghastly bit of propaganda.” The Guardian dismissed the movie as “gilded trash,” and Variety asked, “Why would Amazon spend $75 million on a movie this boring?” (I think we all know the answer to that.)

Can you say “baksheesh”?

We knew everything we needed to know about her in the wake of Jan. 6. In the memoir of Stephanie Grisham, Melania’s former aide and confidante, Grisham told a chilling story about the chilly first lady. When the rioters broke through the barricades outside the Capitol, Grisham sent Melania a text: “Do you want to tweet that peaceful protests are the right of every American, but there is no place for lawlessness and violence?” Melania texted back simply “No.” She was busy getting ready for a photo shoot of a rug she had chosen for the White House.

Eyes on the prize, people.

Melania is where she wants to be, in the bosom of a corrupt family that is prostituting the People’s House. Following up her shady ventures into NFTs and a meme coin, the first lady got a windfall from Jeff Bezos, who certainly wanted to curry favor with her husband. Bezos’ Amazon MGM studio made her movie, providing a whopping $40 million for the film and another $35 million for marketing. The Wall Street Journal reported that Melania’s cut of the $40 million was at least $28 million.

She can buy a lot of Barbie shoes with that kind of cash.

This is particularly gross given that Amazon is engaged in mass layoffs and Bezos seems intent on starving his Washington Post of money and talent. The split screen of Bezos and his spendthrift wife, Lauren Sánchez, frolicking everywhere — including Paris fashion week — while the tech mogul defiles the crown jewel nurtured by Ben Bradlee and Kay Graham, is sickening.

What does the Washington Post matter compared to Melania’s shoes?

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6 responses to “Reviews are brutal”

  1. Omar Avatar
    Omar

    What does the Washington Post matter compared to Melania’s shoes?

    And as well, they can all go and eat cake. And while they’re at it, wear cake for shoes; and underwear; and overcoats; and formal attire; and so on …..

  2. Lady Mondegreen Avatar
    Lady Mondegreen

    The Kardashians are also vapid, but at least they do…whatever it is they do.

  3. Mike B Avatar
    Mike B

    “Bezos’ Amazon MGM studio made her movie, providing a whopping $40 million for the film and another $35 million for marketing. The Wall Street Journal reported that Melania’s cut of the $40 million was at least $28 million.”

    Further proof there is no god.

  4. Piglet Avatar
    Piglet

    Lady Mondegreen: I don’t know how true this is, but apparently more Americans know about the Armenian genocide from the Kardashians than from all other sources (books, TV, history professors) put together. Considering that Dr Oz seems to be trying to get an anti-Armenian pogrom going in Los Angeles, I’ll take it.

  5. Mostly Cloudy Avatar
    Mostly Cloudy

    Brett Ratner’s film ‘Melania’. So bad viewers in aeroplanes are walking out.

  6. Omar Avatar
    Omar

    So Melania will fill a place in the history of aviaition.

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