What’s wrong with this picture?

“I’ve never seen a more materialistic and carnal religion.”

There is that part, but there’s also the part that has “heaven” stocked with slaves.

Slaves. In heaven. Come on now. Heaven means heaven – a magical place that’s magically good in every possible way. There is no suffering in heaven, no pain, no sorrow, no boredom, no fatigue, no prison, no punishment, no force, no oppression.

So how can there possibly be slaves?

They really haven’t thought this through.