I bet they won’t publish this comment on their blog
I bet you they won’t play this new bleep comment
It’s not that it’s buzz or beep beep dangerously insightful
Honestly, it’s more dingingly pointlessly banal ‘n abusive
You can’t say honk on this blog
Or shot or twang or blargh
You can’t even call the proprietress a silly sound effect
Even if you say doing so gives you a huge, stiff boing
So I bet they won’t publish this comment on their blog
I bet you they daren’t well scatching mark it approved
I bet you those ch’chinging old losers
Will just shrug and delete the load of horse raspberry