I got an idea from Katha Pollitt on Twitter – she’s making suggestions for sidewalk counseling. Like:
Can i sidewalk counsel women on their way to Mormon temple? Stay away from that sexist place where 12 year old boys have more power than you.
Let’s play.
Can I sidewalk counsel people on their way to a yoga place? Hey, don’t go in there, you can’t twist yourself into a pretzel like that!
Can I sidewalk counsel people on their way to a rock concert? Stay away from that place, you’ll damage your hearing!
Can I sidewalk counsel people on their way to get a haircut? Don’t waste your money in there, get a friend to cut it for you!
Can I sidewalk counsel people on their way to a basketball game? Go home, those people are way taller than you!
Can i sidewalk counsel people on their way into McDonalds? ARE YOU KIDDING, you don’t want to eat that shit!
Your turn.