Thesaurus

A compilation of all the names for him. Two of the best:

crotch-fondling slab of rancid meatloaf

thrice-married foul-mouthed tit-judge

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2 responses to “Thesaurus”

  1. Rob Avatar

    But what does Samantha Bee really think of him?

  2. The Great God Pan Avatar
    The Great God Pan

    I especially like “backfired wish that Republicans made on a cursed monkey’s paw.”

    But for me nothing can ever beat “short-fingered vulgarian.” Graydon Carter says Trump still (over 20 years later) occasionally mails him Sharpie-annotated magazine photographs of himself as “proof” that his fingers aren’t short.