Jews not allowed

Oct 17th, 2025 3:53 am | By

Unbelievable.

The Guardian reports:

Fans of Maccabi Tel Aviv will not be allowed to attend the Europa League match at Aston Villa on 6 November owing to safety concerns.

West Midlands police said it had classified the fixture as “high risk” based on “current intelligence and previous incidents, ­including ­violent clashes and hate crime offences that occurred during the 2024 Uefa Europa League match between Ajax and ­Maccabi Tel Aviv in Amsterdam”.

The police said it believed the measure would “help mitigate risks to public safety” and that it remained “steadfast in our support of all affected communities, and reaffirm our zero-tolerance stance on hate crime in all its forms”.

What about the hate crime of banning Jews from a match?

The move was condemned by the prime minister, Keir Starmer, who said: “This is the wrong decision. We will not tolerate antisemitism on our streets. The role of the police is to ensure all football fans can enjoy the game, without fear of violence or intimidation.”

The Conservative leader, Kemi Badenoch, said the decision was a “national disgrace” and urged Starmer to reverse it.

The Independent MP for Birmingham Perry Barr, Ayoub Khan, said: “I welcome the Safety Advisory Group’s decision. With so much hostility and ­uncertainty around the match, it was only right to take drastic measures.”

Drastic measures against the Jews.



Beneath his notice

Oct 17th, 2025 3:03 am | By

Today we learn that women’s safety is a niche issue that the bosses can’t be bothered to notice.

Premier Peter Malinauskas is resisting pressure to ban transgender women from female prisons in South Australia, labelling it a “niche issue” behind reducing reoffending and indigenous incarceration rates.

In an interview with The Advertiser, Mr Malinauskas said he had “not turned my mind to our policy pertaining to trans prisoners”. Mr Malinauskas repeated his early 2023 definition of a woman as “an adult female”, adding he would not characterise as “the number one priority” the issue of transgender women in female prisons.

Dude. It doesn’t need to be the number one priority. Saying it’s not the number one priority is not a reason to ignore it. I think it’s pretty much baked into your job that you have to deal with a lot of things, and that you don’t get to shelve everything that’s not The One Most Important Priority.

Also, it’s not cute to treat the tiny trivial matter of women’s safety as the equivalent of saving a half-eaten piece of toast when the house is on fire. Women’s safety is not in fact a trivial matter.

The Northern Territory this week became the first Australian jurisdiction to prevent transgender women being detained in female prisons and Chief Minister Lia Finocchiaro has challenged others to follow.

But Mr Malinauskas said: “When it comes to corrections, the government’s policy focuses on reducing recidivism. We’ve also got an interest in trying to tackle the overrepresentation of indigenous people in incarceration. As Premier of this state, I can honestly say I have not turned my mind to our policy pertaining to trans prisoners.”

In other words you can honestly say you don’t give a shit about women’s safety.



It’s the fault of the sponges

Oct 16th, 2025 6:32 pm | By

We’re not doing this right.

The level of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere jumped by a record amount last year, amid growing concern that forests and other carbon “sponges” are starting to fail.

The amount pumped into the air by factories, power plants and vehicles was almost static last year, a report by the World Meteorological Organisation (WMO) found.

However, the Geneva-based UN organisation said atmospheric concentrations of CO₂, the main driver of climate change, had increased by a record 3.5 parts per million (ppm). Between 2011 and 2020, the average rise was 2.4ppm a year. The finding, scientists said, raised the “scary” prospect of even more global warming.

Not doing it right. We want to go the other way. Not more; less.

Carbon sinks may be weakening because more heatwaves and droughts are limiting tree growth and forests’ ability to soak up carbon. Last year wildfires in the Amazon were on a scale unseen in decades, releasing CO₂ on a par with Germany’s total emissions.

Scientists worry that this could be the beginning of a vicious cycle, or “feedback loop”, where rapidly rising temperatures trigger changes in the natural world and lead to even more climate change.

A 2024 study by European and Chinese researchers had previously sounded the alarm on the “unprecedented” weakening of land and ocean carbon sinks in 2023. The amount of carbon ecosystems and seas soaked up that year was the weakest since 2003.

Wrong direction. We should be making it better, not worse.



Triumpal trumpery

Oct 16th, 2025 6:20 pm | By
Triumpal trumpery

Oh good, yet more vulgar ostentation, because we haven’t had enough of that yet. The mix of evil and ludicrous gets more nauseating every week.

Trump wants to build a triumphal arch across from the Lincoln Memorial in Washington DC, the latest in his efforts to make over the capital city in his style.

The so-called Arc de Trump would commemorate the country’s 250th anniversary next year and is reportedly being privately funded by Trump’s supporters.

Can we not? There’s enough of that already thanks to Trump’s previous riots in the gilt shop, we don’t need more.

His other second-term developments include a gilded makeover for the White House, paving over the Rose Garden and constructing a $250m ballroom

What I’m saying. It’s already way too much.

He unveiled a “Presidential Walk of Fame” along the West Wing colonnade in September, displaying gold-framed portraits of himself and the 44 other presidents along the white exterior wall.

In place of former President Joe Biden’s headshot, Trump instead hung a photo of an autopen signing his name. The move appeared to refer to Trump’s claim that Biden’s use of the autopen signalled his decline at the end of his presidency, although it is common for US presidents to use such a tool.

Critics, including a guest essayist for the New York Times, have called his Oval Office remodel a “Gilded Rococo Nightmare”.

Trump himself is a gilded rococo nightmare.



He believe

Oct 16th, 2025 11:34 am | By

Jolyon is furious.

Also in today, the EHRC offers legal advice.

The Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) has written to the Minister for Women and Equalities, urging the UK government to ensure that accurate and up-to-date statutory guidance on the Equality Act 2010 is available to those that need it.

The EHRC provides expert advice on how to comply with the Equality Act and put the law into practice. On 4 September the regulator submitted an updated code of practice for services, public functions and associations to the minister for approval. Tomorrow (16 October) will mark six months since the Supreme Court judgment in For Women Scotland Ltd v Scottish Ministers, and six weeks since the draft code was sent to the minister.

I suspect that their advice will be rather different from that of the “Good Law” Project.



Full state capture

Oct 16th, 2025 10:44 am | By

More on Michael O’Flaherty.

His influence over the Irish Govt resulted in the “most progressive” gender self ID model that the legislature could pass. They just stopped short of allowing babies to “transition” Irish Govt & media are controlled by aggressive trans NGOs who receive state funding. We have full state capture of this aggressive ideology marketed as “being kind to a vulnerable minority”.

@MichealMartinTD nominated O’Flaherty for the role and his “election as Commissioner is a mark of the high regard in which he is held.” Proof positive of how out of touch these politicians are with reality and with public opinion. The days of minority rule will hopefully end soon.

For the millionth time I’m surprised at how easy it is for men to ignore women.

Guys we’re right here. We can read and talk and write and have opinions. We’re not heads of cabbage, we’re real people just as you are.


Keep your damn badge

Oct 16th, 2025 9:34 am | By

Journalists just say no.

Dozens of reporters turned in access badges and exited the Pentagon on Wednesday rather than agree to government-imposed restrictions on their work, pushing journalists who cover the American military further from the seat of its power. The nation’s leadership called the new rules “common sense” to help regulate a “very disruptive” press.

News outlets were nearly unanimous in rejecting new rules imposed by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth that would leave journalists vulnerable to expulsion if they sought to report on information — classified or otherwise — that had not been approved by Hegseth for release.

Yeah that’s not how that works.

It is unclear what practical impact the new rules will have, though news organizations vowed they’d continue robust coverage of the military no matter the vantage point.

Images of reporters effectively demonstrating against barriers to their work are unlikely to move supporters of President Donald Trump, many of whom resent journalists and cheer his efforts to make their jobs harder. Trump has been involved in court fights against The New York TimesCBS NewsABC News, the Wall Street Journal and The Associated Press in the past year.

But not Fox News? What a surprise.

The Pentagon Press Association, whose 101 members represent 56 news outlets, has spoken out against the rules. Organizations from across the media spectrum, from legacy organizations like The Associated Press and The New York Times to outlets like Fox and the conservative Newsmax, told their reporters to leave instead of signing the new rules.

Even Fox. That’s a surprise.

Only the conservative One America News Network signed on.

Heroic quisling.



Youthful indiscretions

Oct 16th, 2025 9:18 am | By

They’re just children, barely out of nursery school.

JD Vance sought to downplay the revelation that leaders of a group called the Young Republicans exchanged hundreds of racist, sexist text messages – including one in which rape was called “epic”, and another in which someone wrote “I love Hitler” – as youthful indiscretions.

Vance, speaking on a new episode of the Charlie Kirk Show, the podcast run by colleagues of the late conservative activist, suggested that the participants in the leaked chats were much younger than they in fact are. Some of the participants are barely younger than the 41-year-old vice-president.

Right, and he’s just a baby too, so we can’t criticize him either. Have a heart.

“The reality is that kids do stupid things, especially young boys,” Vance said. “They tell edgy, offensive jokes. That’s what kids do. And I really don’t want us to grow up in a country where a kid telling a stupid joke – telling a very offensive, stupid joke – is cause to ruin their lives.”

No indeed. Adult kids who tell sexist or racist jokes must be protected; it’s those pesky bitches and n-words who must not be protected.

Politico obtained months of exchanges from a Telegram conversation between leaders and members of the Young Republican National Federation and some of its affiliates in New York, Kansas, Arizona and Vermont.

Mother Jones reports that public records indicate that eight of the 11 Republican operatives who took part in the offensive chat appear to range in age from 24 to 35.

The revelations have prompted bipartisan calls for those involved to be removed from or resign their positions.

Oh but that would ruin their lives. Wait, what? That would ruin their lives? No it wouldn’t. Being kicked out of a political group doesn’t ruin people’s lives.

Republican legislative leaders in Vermont, along with the governor, Phil Scott – also a Republican – called for the resignation of Sam Douglass, a state senator, revealed to be a participant in the chat.

A state senator? So…not a kid then? Not within a mile of being a kid then?



What goes around

Oct 16th, 2025 9:05 am | By

Oh dear. “Erase those other women but don’t you dare erase me!



Removed after pressure

Oct 16th, 2025 5:51 am | By

We knew that already.

Scotland’s national library ‘caved in to activists’ by removing gender-critical book

Scotland’s national library removed a gender-critical book from an exhibition because it caved in to pressure from activist members of staff, an independent review has found.

The library removed The Women Who Wouldn’t Wheesht, a collection of essays by feminists including JK Rowling and Joanna Cherry about their fight against Nicola Sturgeon’s gender self-ID laws.

The book was selected to be included in an exhibition opening in June celebrating the library’s centenary, but was removed after pressure from the library’s LGBT staff network, which called it “hate speech”.

Let this be a lesson to you. Never ever give in to the LGBT staff network. It’s at the mercy of the T, and the T is deranged and malevolent. The T hates women with every fiber of its being. The T should be cut loose from the LGB and then entirely ignored.

Amina Shah, Scotland’s national librarian and chief executive, decided to remove the book in August based on a risk assessment produced by the library which warned the book could be “perceived as harmful”.

That assessment, Ms Shah herself stated, was “not due to the content of the book itself or the views expressed” but to the “potential impact” it might have on the reputation of the Library. She said risks might include protests outside the library which would disrupt the exhibition as well as the potential for violence directed at staff and visitors.

So she caved. How very Neville Chamberlain of her.

The review also concluded that the process which resulted in the decision to exclude the book fell short of the library’s own equality, diversity and inclusion commitments by failing to “work in collaboration with people with lived experience of gender critical beliefs”.

Aha! For once it’s acknowledged that we have lived experience too!



Delay stall dawdle

Oct 15th, 2025 4:38 pm | By

Leave no stone unturned in the quest to destroy women’s rights.

The equalities watchdog has withdrawn interim advice on how institutions should respond to the supreme court ruling on transgender rights, which some campaign groups said could effectively exclude trans people from many public spaces.

The Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) said the advice, published in April, shortly after that month’s supreme court ruling that the legal definition of a woman is based on biological sex only, had been taken down from its website.

In its place, the EHRC says organisations seeking to understand how to implement the ruling should “take specialist legal advice” ahead of the approval by parliament of the watchdog’s statutory guidance, submitted to ministers in early September.

Specialist. Because what? Nobody knows what a woman is any more?

Some Labour MPs joined transgender groups in expressing alarm at the EHRC’s interim advice, which said the supreme court ruling meant transgender people should not be allowed to use toilets meant for the gender they live as, and that in some cases they could not use toilets consistent with their birth sex.

There’s no such thing as “the gender they live as” – there’s only “their sex.” What people pretend is no one else’s concern or responsibility. Personal fantasies are personal. There’s fantasy and there’s reality, and it’s the reality of sex that determines who uses which set of toilets.

If people came up with a trend for pretending to be a giraffe, it would not be the state’s duty to rebuild all schools and hospitals and universities to accommodate animals 18 feet tall.

There is speculation that the government hopes to finalise the guidance after the EHRC’s outgoing chair, Kishwer Falkner, who was appointed under the Conservatives, finishes her term at the end of next month.

Ah. Wait it out so that they can continue to destroy women’s rights. How impressive.



Pride goeth before a

Oct 15th, 2025 4:16 pm | By

Chanting death threats now are we?

A University of Oxford student filmed allegedly chanting for Gaza to “put the Zios in the ground” at a pro-Palestinian march has been arrested.

Officers investigating chants at a Palestine Coalition demonstration in central London on Saturday arrested a 20-year-old-man on suspicion of inciting racial hatred, the Metropolitan Police said.

Videos appeared to show a man, who has been widely named as Samuel Williams, telling demonstrators that the chant had been “workshopped” in Oxford.

Oh well as long as they workshopped it that’s all right then. Due process etcetera.

In videos he appears to tell the crowd: “A steadfast and noble resistance in Palestine and in Gaza to look to, to be inspired by and – I don’t want to yap for too long – but a chant that we’ve been workshopping in Oxford that maybe you guys want to join in.

“It goes ‘Gaza, Gaza make us proud, put the Zios in the ground’.”

You guys let’s chant about putting Jews in the ground, won’t that be exciting? Make us proud.



Yogyakarta Principles bro

Oct 15th, 2025 11:19 am | By

Athena Forum responds:

On 3 October 2025, Michael O’Flaherty, Commissioner for Human Rights at the Council of Europe, addressed a letter to the UK Parliament expressing concern over the Supreme Court’s recent ruling and what he described as the “current climate for trans people in the UK.”

As one of the main drafters of the Yogyakarta Principles, a non-legal activist document that seeks to erase sex as a category in law and policy, O’Flaherty has long blurred the boundaries between human rights and ideological advocacy. His intervention now appears less as a defence of rights than as political pressure on independent courts and legislators. The UK Supreme Court ruling reaffirms basic legal clarity and women’s sex-based rights. Attempts to undermine such rulings through moral panic and behind-the-scenes lobbying mark a worrying misuse of institutional power.

All the more so when it’s a man blithely nuking women’s rights.

We remind the Commissioner that the “current climate” in the UK includes the recent attack on Europe’s largest women’s rights conference, FiLiA, which was vandalised by trans activists, requiring police protection for female attendees. The incident was the latest in a long series of attacks, threats and intimidation targeting women’s rights advocates across Europe.

The Council of Europe must uphold genuine human rights principles – equality before the law, the protection of women and girls, the safeguarding of democratic institutions from ideological capture – and its Commissioner must stay within his mandate.

Women have rights too, bro.



At risk of excloosion

Oct 15th, 2025 11:07 am | By

Here we go again.

Trans people at risk of exclusion from many UK public spaces, rights expert says

Transgender people risk being excluded from many public spaces as a result of the recent UK supreme court judgment and must be protected from discrimination, a human rights expert has said.

Michael O’Flaherty, the Council of Europe commissioner for human rights, said he had concerns about the climate for transgender people in the UK after April’s supreme court ruling that the legal definition of a woman in the Equality Act 2010 refers to biological sex.

Did he now. I wonder if he has any concerns about the climate for women.

Interim advice issued after the judgment by the Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) in effect banned transgender people from using facilities according to their lived gender and allowed services to request birth certificates to ensure single-sex services were protected.

Blah blah. People are not automatically allowed to do X according to their lived Y if Y is a fantasy that contradicts reality. That has never been a “right” except in theocracies. I could have a fantasy that I’m Keir Starmer, but I still wouldn’t be allowed to kick cis-Starmer out of 10 Downing Street.

In a letter to the respective chairs of the UK parliament’s joint committee on human rights and the women and equalities committee, O’Flaherty said there was a tendency in the UK to see the human rights of different groups as a “zero-sum game”.

He added: “This has contributed to narratives which build on prejudice against trans people and portray upholding their human rights as a de facto threat to the rights of others.”

Oh fuck off. It’s not a matter of “narratives”; it’s a matter of women’s rights. It’s trans ideology that relies on “narratives”; women are not a story but a fact, however stale and tiresome.

“Such a zero-sum approach risks certain inferences being drawn from the UK supreme court judgment that could lead to widespread exclusion of trans people from many public spaces.”

He means toilets. Men will be widely excluded from women’s toilets, but that does not exclude them from public spaces, because they can just use the men’s toilets, being as how they are men.

I’m so fed up with this tremulous lachrymose concern for men who playact being women at the expense of actual women. What about us, god damn it? Why is his fantasy about himself more important than our safety?

O’Flaherty said his letter “in no way detracts from the need to continue improving measures to prevent violence against women and girls, as well as the protection and promotion of women’s rights and gender equality more generally.”

Oh yes it does. That’s exactly what it does.



Just like anyone else

Oct 15th, 2025 4:33 am | By

That’s not accurate.

It’s not “just like anyone else.” There are differences. Differences matter. And they don’t want to be accepted for who they are, they want to be accepted for who they are not. That’s the whole point. That’s what “trans” means. They’re men who want to be accepted aka validated aka confirmed as women. Men are not women.

What Owen Jones means is that they want to be accepted for who they fantasize they are. Children enjoy that. Children enjoy pretending to be various kinds of people. The enjoyment fades over time though, because pretending starts to seem silly.

Except when it doesn’t, I suppose. There are all these people – old enough to drive and vote and drink vodka – who go to comic book conventions and similar. I wonder if that’s part of the trans craze picture. I wonder if too much willing suspension of disbelief has enabled belief that people can change sex with the power of thought. Maybe Owen knows.

But either way, “just living their lives” is not a “just” when it includes men taking prizes and jobs and places in sports that were supposed to be for women. In that case they’re not “just living their lives,” they’re living a woman’s life, which prevents her from doing so.



First in a series

Oct 15th, 2025 3:51 am | By

Tipping point crossed.

The planet is grappling with a “new reality” as it reaches the first in a series of catastrophic and potentially irreversible climate tipping points: the widespread death of coral reefs, according to a landmark report produced by 160 scientists across the world.

As humans burn fossil fuels and ratchet up temperatures, it’s already driving more severe heat wavesfloodsdroughts, and wildfires. But there are even bigger impacts on the horizon. Climate change may also be pushing Earth’s crucial systems — from the Amazon rainforest to polar ice sheets — so far out of balance they collapse, sending catastrophic ripples across the planet.

Since 2023, the world’s reefs have been enduring the worst mass bleaching event on record as oceans reach record high temperatures, with more than 80% affected. What was an underwater riot of color and life is being replaced with a bleached, seaweed-dominated landscape.

“We have now pushed (coral reefs) beyond what they can cope with,” said Mike Barrett, chief scientific advisor at the World Wildlife Fund UK and co-author of the report. Unless global warming is reversed “extensive reefs as we know them will be lost,” the authors wrote.

And global warming is obviously not going to be reversed. We’re doing nothing to reverse it. Cars zoom, planes fly, cruise ships cruise.



Go watch a different dog

Oct 14th, 2025 5:29 pm | By

Which human rights?

The treatment of transgender people in Britain could breach the European Convention on Human Rights, a watchdog has warned. Michael O’Flaherty, the Council of Europe’s commissioner for human rights, has written to senior MPs to raise his concerns about trans rights in the UK.

He urged the Government to avoid legal uncertainty for trans people in the wake of the Supreme Court‘s landmark ruling in April. Mr O’Flaherty also warned against breaching the human rights of trans people through ‘blanket practices or policies’ on single-sex spaces.

Well what are the rights of trans people? Do male trans people have a right to go into women’s spaces? Of course not, any more than they have a right to go into women’s kitchens and raid the fridge or into women’s beds and rape them. The “blanket” part is crucial. There are no exceptions for women’s right to have spaces where men can’t follow them. It’s not Michael O’Flaherty’s job to declare exceptions to that right.

In a letter to Lord Alton of Liverpool and Sarah Owen MP, the chairs of two parliamentary committees, he criticised a tendency to ‘see the human rights of different groups as a zero-sum game’.

‘This has contributed to narratives which build on prejudice against trans people and portray upholding their human rights as a de facto threat to the rights of others,’ he added.

Bollocks. Men are men. That’s not a “narrative” and it’s not a “prejudice.” Men are barred from some women’s spaces for good reasons; when it ain’t broke don’t fix it.



Yet another

Oct 14th, 2025 4:21 pm | By

I forget; who was it who authorized Trump to kill people in boats near Venezuela? Could it have been nobody?

The US military conducted yet another strike on a boat alleged to be trafficking drugs off the coast of Venezuela, killing six people on board, President Donald Trump announced Tuesday.

Trump said that the vessel was “affiliated with a Designated Terrorist Organization” but did not name any organization or provide evidence to back up the assertion.

“Intelligence confirmed the vessel was trafficking narcotics, was associated with illicit narcoterrorist networks, and was transiting along a known DTO route,” Trump said on his Truth Social platform. “The strike was conducted in International Waters, and six male narcoterrorists aboard the vessel were killed in the strike. No U.S. Forces were harmed.”

This is at least the fifth time the US has announced such a strike; the Pentagon announced another one in early October.

Is it open season on people in international waters? Are we all allowed to “conduct a strike” on boats as long as they’re in open waters?

The administration has defended the strikes. In a letter to Congress, the Pentagon said Trump had determined that the US is in an “armed conflict” with the drug cartels his administration has designated as terrorist organizations, and that smugglers for the cartels are “unlawful combatants,” CNN has previously reported.

Yeeeah I think that’s some made-up law right there. Can other countries “strike” US vessels as long as they’re in open water?

Earlier this month, Republican Sen. Rand Paul announced that he was cosponsoring a War Powers resolution that would stop the president from being able to unilaterally conduct such strikes.

“Blowing up boats without due process could risk unintended escalation and trigger regime change efforts — an approach history has repeatedly shown to fail. That’s why I’m co-sponsoring a War Powers resolution to stop it. Congress must reassert its authority,” Paul said on X.

Paul also publicly criticized Vice President JD Vance last month after he celebrated one of the strikes. “What a despicable and thoughtless sentiment it is to glorify killing someone without a trial,” Paul said in response to the vice president.

Vance is a despicable guy.



Hack

Oct 14th, 2025 11:55 am | By

The local airport says it’s not taking Noem’s crap.

The Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) won’t air a video of U.S Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem blaming Democrats for the ongoing government shutdown, a spokesperson confirmed. 

The video was made to play on monitors over TSA lines at airports nationwide. In the video obtained by CNN, Noem states: 

It is TSA’s top priority to make sure that you have the most pleasant and efficient airport experience as possible while we keep you safe. However, Democrats in Congress refuse to fund the federal government, and because of this, many of our operations are impacted, and most of our TSA employees are working without pay.

Bluh. No competent proofreaders there? “the most pleasant and efficient airport experience as possible”? “impacted” instead of “disrupted” or similar? What a hack.

The video will not be airing above TSA lines at SEA Airport. A Port of Seattle spokesperson shared a statement with KING 5: 

“The Port of Seattle will not play the video on its screens at SEA Airport, due to the political nature of the content. We continue to urge bipartisan efforts to end the government shutdown and are working to find ways to support federal employees working without pay at SEA during the shutdown.”

Other Pacific Northwest airports are also choosing to not run the video. A spokesperson for Spokane International Airport told KING 5’s sister station KREM 2 that it wasn’t able to accommodate the request to run the video due to the airport’s First Amendment policy, saying the video falls under prohibited advertising content on political issues. A spokesperson for the Boise Airport said the airport declined to play the video due to the airport’s policy prohibiting commentary about political issues.

Well done Pacific Northwest!



Outbreaks

Oct 14th, 2025 8:21 am | By

So this is going well.

More than 150 unvaccinated schoolchildren are being quarantined for 21 days in South Carolina after being exposed to measles, state officials said. Because the students who were exposed did not have immunisations, they were forced to miss school during the period of potential disease transmission.

South Carolina is the latest US state to experience a measles surge this year after outbreaks in New Mexico and Texas where hundreds were infected and three people died.

Great news, right? It was boring having immunization take measles out of the picture, doncha think? Life is better with a little excitement and risk. Provided it’s those other kids over there.

So far this year the US has confirmed 1,563 cases, the highest level nationwide in more than 30 years, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

Thanks, Bob! You’re making us all proud!

The South Carolina Department of Public Health reported its eighth confirmed measles case in two weeks on Thursday, in Greenville County, in the northern part of the state.

“What this case tells us is that there is active, unrecognized community transmission of measles occurring in the Upstate, which makes it vital to ensure that the public have received their measles vaccinations,” a department release said.

The MMR vaccine is the most effective way to fight off measles, which can lead to pneumonia, brain swelling and death. The jabs are 97% effective and also immunise against mumps and rubella.

In addition to the outbreak in South Carolina, cases are on the rise in Utah and Arizona, where 55 and 63 cases have been reported, respectively.

Rock-solid Republican states all of them.

However the Beeb notes that there are even worse outbreaks in Canada, so it may not be all the fault of the Kennedy school of malpractice.

Further north, large numbers of measles have been reported across Canada, particularly in the provinces of Alberta and Ontario.

The country has logged 5024 cases, the government said, more than three times the number in the US, despite Canada’s far smaller population. The data has raised questions about why its spreading so quickly there and whether Canadian authorities are doing enough to contain it.

Be careful out there.