Sign-up now, OB!
I’ve just received a bit of Spam email that really should have been sent to OB, so I’m reproducing it here.
Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!
Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins
Visit Correctional Facilities
Want to start your own church?
Click here to sign-up!
I wonder what’s involved in performing forgiveness of sins?